Hi there, y'all know me..I'm AlfaRam, and I make ficker...fuger....figner....ummmm...figareens
Eva since I was a kid, I've played with dolls...I mean figareens
I makem in my waterfrunt home
My brudders, darul and my other brudder darul hep me
and wees got epress delivary
ya dunt havta worry none about nobody stealin yar doll. Pinky, Stinky, Humpyerleg are crackerjack watch dogs
Owe it all to my luvly bride, and the best sister a man ever had...here's our shotgun weddin'..
So buy my dolls..I mean figareens. Ten more and I can make bail!