The reason I play with dolls

*AlfaRam* · #1 (**permalink**) -20-06-2008

Hi there, y'all know me..I'm AlfaRam, and I make ficker...fuger....figner....ummmm...figareens

Eva since I was a kid, I've played with dolls...I mean figareens

I makem in my waterfrunt home

My brudders, darul and my other brudder darul hep me

and wees got epress delivary

ya dunt havta worry none about nobody stealin yar doll. Pinky, Stinky, Humpyerleg are crackerjack watch dogs

Owe it all to my luvly bride, and the best sister a man ever had...here's our shotgun weddin'..

So buy my dolls..I mean figareens. Ten more and I can make bail!

*bigredman* · #2 (**permalink**) -20-06-2008

Wow...I've never heard him open up this way. Everyone, let's give him our support.

**RamsFanSam** · #3 (**permalink**) -20-06-2008

I never knew you were from Arkansas...I thought you were in Oklahoma.

*RamFan_Til_I_Die* · #4 (**permalink**) -21-06-2008

Impressive. Last I heard your business was doing so well you were able to by a limo for when you go out on the town.

*bigrednnan* · #5 (**permalink**) -21-06-2008

OK, I guess I shouldn't have done this to my buddy. I guess he was right to refuse my request for a nude figure. After all, I guess he doesn't have a microscope to sculpt the finer details.

*bigredman* · #6 (**permalink**) -30-06-2008

What happened to my alter-ID bigreclman you used to use?

*bigredman* · #7 (**permalink**) 1 Week Ago

Given AlphaRam's recent post about me, I thought I would resurrect this thread....CaliGirl is jumping my behind for not backing her Otis story so I thought this would put me back in her good graces! (She says "Not")

*CaliGirlRamsFan* · #8 (**permalink**) 1 Week Ago

Our evening with BRM.

He arrives only to give baby girl money, boy does she play her uncle squishy good.

Great game to watch, and we had our neighbor Cliff over who is a Ravens fan.

To many injuries, but a great game.

After Red declares me crazy after meeting D'Farr's cousin, he must admit it if he wants another beer.

The funny Hubby and Red are sleeping soundly spooning and snoring, and I yet have further news.

Cliff our neigher went to school and had classes with Bulger At Virginia. Red of course will say it is not true, as he loves to make fun of me, but I have proof.

I sit here and ponder who else I know who is a a friend or relative of a Rammie. None that I can think of, but I am going to enjoy a quiet night while Jerr and Red Spoon.

Shh, let's not wake them up.