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AlphaRam
Responses to the PMs that I have received.
RamsFanSam – Sure I think Springfield is a hell of a town.
Shelbyville is better.
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AvengerRam – No, I think the roaches are much larger in Florida.
You should see our mosquitos.
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BigRedMan – No, I do not know that you should carry a letter carrier route in south central LA.
Increase the grease, y'all.
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maineram – Yeah, I guess the Bash could be considered a gathering of a cult.
Just make sure that when Dez passes out the Scotch-Kool-Aid, you say "NO!!!"
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RealRam – The Whiners used to water down the field – not only to slow down the Fearsome Foursome, but because they were (and are) pigs at heart.
What's worse, they did it with flop sweat.
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thoey – You should have come to Dallas – I accidentally went to the airport several times.
You shot J.R.?
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r8rh8rmike – No, I do not think that Al Davis is already embalmed.
Did you hear he's starring in a remake of Weekend at Bernie's?
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ramsanddodgers+ - Yes, if I had another child, I would name him Tommy Lasorda.
...if its a girl.
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Guam rammer – Yes, I feel there is a severe lack of women’s prisons in Guam.
They were overrun by brown snakes.
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ramsbruce+ - No, I don’t think the FBI would let you off for being Canadian if we tried to kidnap Ike back.
Ike Broflowski?
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RamOfDenmark – damn right, you rock!
2B or not 2B.
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Ferter – yes, Agents Scully and Mulder have been looking for you.
Um... INSERT X-FILES JOKE HERE.
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general counsel – No, I think that would violate several provisions of the Uniform Commercial Code…unless, you did it in Louisiana.
...where its illegal to make crawfish smoothies.
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Nick – No, the state of West Virginia couldn’t get away with annexing Kentucky.
That would be incest, right?
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RamFan_Til_I_Die+ - No, I do not think that tying is better than winning.
"I'll bet you have a lot of interesting ties, Ty."
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laram0+ - 2567 degrees Celsius is the melting point of copper.
You'll never take me alive, copper!
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RamWraith+ - No, Eddie Murphy wasn’t really the illegitimate son of John and Yoko.
Perhaps, but Aunt Bunny was clearly a Bigfoot.
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jkramsfan – Texas should really be named Baja Oklahoma.
Baja Oklahoma. One of the least successful Broadway musicals of all-time.
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Keenum – Yes, push for a “Jimmy HendrixDay” at school.
At least play his version of the national anthem each day.
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RAMFANRAIDERHATER – I cannot say if Al Davis refers to his posterior orifice as “the black hole”.
Not even light can escape its pull.
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Varg6 – Sure, move up to Varg6.1
Varg XP?
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MauiRam – I’d love it if you could bring me a lava rock.
Cooled or uncooled?
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Bruce=GOAT – Yes, a mini-Ike could whoop Jerry Rice.
Plus, he's a better dancer.
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MSRamman – Sure, change your last name to van Zant.
Or your first name. Either way.
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majorram+ - No, the other way around – Jack Youngblood looks like ME!
Two arms, two legs, a torso and a head. Almost twins.
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rampower+ - Sure, a karaoke rendition of “Islands In The Stream” with BRM would be an instant classic.
Or maybe "Summer Nights" from Grease.
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HUbison – I don’t think that a bison can be litter-box trained, but I guess the size of the box is the determining factor.
I hate it when they cough up hairballs.
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RAM-BO – The next Rambo movie will be Sly’s fight for Social Security.
"You want a tax break! I'll give you a tax break you won't believe!"
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CanadianRamsFan – Bob and Doug have a Rams touque.
Take off, ay!
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Brain Daddy – Sure, come on out to the Bash.
But first, write one hundred times, "Alex Smith is a girlie man."
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MoonJoe – I haven’t heard a rule against mooning at the Arch, but I’m not an authority.
The question is, which reflects more sunlight?
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evil disco man+ - Yes, Stayin’ Alive is a great ringtone.
Unless its your girlfriend, in which case I'd go with "How Deep is Your Love?"
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LARAM – I don’t know, man, a Play-Doh beer bong is kinda iffy.
Silly putty works better.
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JackieSlater – Yes, I think the WWJSD bracelets would sell big.
Jerry Seinfeld already owns the rights to that.
