Responses to PMs that I have received...

[AlphaRam]

Responses to the PMs that I have received.

RamsFanSam – Sure I think Springfield is a hell of a town.

AvengerRam – No, I think the roaches are much larger in Florida.
BigRedMan – No, I do not know that you should carry a letter carrier route in south central LA.
maineram – Yeah, I guess the Bash could be considered a gathering of a cult.
RealRam – The Whiners used to water down the field – not only to slow down the Fearsome Foursome, but because they were (and are) pigs at heart.
thoey – You should have come to Dallas – I accidentally went to the airport several times.
r8rh8rmike – No, I do not think that Al Davis is already embalmed.

ramsanddodgers+ - Yes, if I had another child, I would name him Tommy Lasorda.
Guam rammer – Yes, I feel there is a severe lack of women’s prisons in Guam.
ramsbruce+ - No, I don’t think the FBI would let you off for being Canadian if we tried to kidnap Ike back.
RamOfDenmark – damn right, you rock!

Ferter – yes, Agents Scully and Mulder have been looking for you.

general counsel – No, I think that would violate several provisions of the Uniform Commercial Code…unless, you did it in Louisiana.
Nick – No, the state of West Virginia couldn’t get away with annexing Kentucky.
RamFan_Til_I_Die+ - No, I do not think that tying is better than winning.

laram0+ - 2567 degrees Celsius is the melting point of copper.

RamWraith+ - No, Eddie Murphy wasn’t really the illegitimate son of John and Yoko.
jkramsfan – Texas should really be named Baja Oklahoma.

Keenum – Yes, push for a “Jimmy HendrixDay” at school.

RAMFANRAIDERHATER – I cannot say if Al Davis refers to his posterior orifice as “the black hole”.
Varg6 – Sure, move up to Varg6.1

MauiRam – I’d love it if you could bring me a lava rock.

Bruce=GOAT – Yes, a mini-Ike could whoop Jerry Rice.

MSRamman – Sure, change your last name to van Zant.

majorram+ - No, the other way around – Jack Youngblood looks like ME!

rampower+ - Sure, a karaoke rendition of “Islands In The Stream” with BRM would be an instant classic.
HUbison – I don’t think that a bison can be litter-box trained, but I guess the size of the box is the determining factor.
RAM-BO – The next Rambo movie will be Sly’s fight for Social Security.

CanadianRamsFan – Bob and Doug have a Rams touque.

Brain Daddy – Sure, come on out to the Bash.

MoonJoe – I haven’t heard a rule against mooning at the Arch, but I’m not an authority.
evil disco man+ - Yes, Stayin’ Alive is a great ringtone.

LARAM – I don’t know, man, a Play-Doh beer bong is kinda iffy.

JackieSlater – Yes, I think the WWJSD bracelets would sell big.

[AvengerRam]

Responses to the PMs that I have received.

RamsFanSam – Sure I think Springfield is a hell of a town.

Shelbyville is better.

AvengerRam – No, I think the roaches are much larger in Florida.

You should see our mosquitos.

BigRedMan – No, I do not know that you should carry a letter carrier route in south central LA.

Increase the grease, y'all.

maineram – Yeah, I guess the Bash could be considered a gathering of a cult.

Just make sure that when Dez passes out the Scotch-Kool-Aid, you say "NO!!!"

RealRam – The Whiners used to water down the field – not only to slow down the Fearsome Foursome, but because they were (and are) pigs at heart.

What's worse, they did it with flop sweat.

thoey – You should have come to Dallas – I accidentally went to the airport several times.

You shot J.R.?

r8rh8rmike – No, I do not think that Al Davis is already embalmed.

Did you hear he's starring in a remake of Weekend at Bernie's?

ramsanddodgers+ - Yes, if I had another child, I would name him Tommy Lasorda.

...if its a girl.

Guam rammer – Yes, I feel there is a severe lack of women’s prisons in Guam.

They were overrun by brown snakes.

ramsbruce+ - No, I don’t think the FBI would let you off for being Canadian if we tried to kidnap Ike back.

Ike Broflowski?

RamOfDenmark – damn right, you rock!

2B or not 2B.

Ferter – yes, Agents Scully and Mulder have been looking for you.

Um... INSERT X-FILES JOKE HERE.

general counsel – No, I think that would violate several provisions of the Uniform Commercial Code…unless, you did it in Louisiana.

...where its illegal to make crawfish smoothies.

Nick – No, the state of West Virginia couldn’t get away with annexing Kentucky.

That would be incest, right?

RamFan_Til_I_Die+ - No, I do not think that tying is better than winning.

"I'll bet you have a lot of interesting ties, Ty."

laram0+ - 2567 degrees Celsius is the melting point of copper.

You'll never take me alive, copper!

RamWraith+ - No, Eddie Murphy wasn’t really the illegitimate son of John and Yoko.

Perhaps, but Aunt Bunny was clearly a Bigfoot.

jkramsfan – Texas should really be named Baja Oklahoma.

Baja Oklahoma. One of the least successful Broadway musicals of all-time.

Keenum – Yes, push for a “Jimmy HendrixDay” at school.

At least play his version of the national anthem each day.

RAMFANRAIDERHATER – I cannot say if Al Davis refers to his posterior orifice as “the black hole”.

Not even light can escape its pull.

Varg6 – Sure, move up to Varg6.1

Varg XP?

MauiRam – I’d love it if you could bring me a lava rock.

Cooled or uncooled?

Bruce=GOAT – Yes, a mini-Ike could whoop Jerry Rice.

Plus, he's a better dancer.

MSRamman – Sure, change your last name to van Zant.

Or your first name. Either way.

majorram+ - No, the other way around – Jack Youngblood looks like ME!

Two arms, two legs, a torso and a head. Almost twins.

rampower+ - Sure, a karaoke rendition of “Islands In The Stream” with BRM would be an instant classic.

Or maybe "Summer Nights" from Grease.

HUbison – I don’t think that a bison can be litter-box trained, but I guess the size of the box is the determining factor.

I hate it when they cough up hairballs.

RAM-BO – The next Rambo movie will be Sly’s fight for Social Security.

"You want a tax break! I'll give you a tax break you won't believe!"

CanadianRamsFan – Bob and Doug have a Rams touque.

Take off, ay!

Brain Daddy – Sure, come on out to the Bash.

But first, write one hundred times, "Alex Smith is a girlie man."

MoonJoe – I haven’t heard a rule against mooning at the Arch, but I’m not an authority.

The question is, which reflects more sunlight?

evil disco man+ - Yes, Stayin’ Alive is a great ringtone.

Unless its your girlfriend, in which case I'd go with "How Deep is Your Love?"

LARAM – I don’t know, man, a Play-Doh beer bong is kinda iffy.

Silly putty works better.

JackieSlater – Yes, I think the WWJSD bracelets would sell big.

Jerry Seinfeld already owns the rights to that.

[RamsFanSam]

Responses to the PMs that I have received.

RamsFanSam – Sure I think Springfield is a hell of a town.

That's not what I said! I said "Sure I think Springfield is Hell! And a town!"

[laram0]

I hate to admit it but I have had some unpleasant experiences with the coppers.

Although few and far between the experiences are lasting ones.

[thoey]

Responses to the PMs that I have received.

thoey – You should have come to Dallas – I accidentally went to the airport several times.

Going to Dallas is not an accident, it is a mistake...



It is funny to see these comments completely out of context. Glad I didn't say anything else...

[r8rh8rmike]

I thought what happens in PM's stays in PM's!!

[AvengerRam]

I thought what happens in PM's stays in PM's!!

Don't mind him. He's just suffering from a little PMs.

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

Don't mind him. He's just suffering from a little PMs.

My hubby has the PMs hot line # if he needs it.

[Keenum]

I've got 500 signatures on that Jimmy Hendrix Day petition, so I'll see where it goes from there

[r8rh8rmike]

My hubby has the PMs hot line # if he needs it.

I'm better now.

[AlphaRam]

From BigRedMan: Do you have nude pics of me? No...ya wanna buy some?

[Bar-bq]

Shocked and appalled you didn't even consider my PM about the breeding habits of the household gerbil.

[AlphaRam]

Shocked and appalled you didn't even consider my PM about the breeding habits of the household gerbil.

I would have but I was kind of put off by the pictures you included.

[Bar-bq]

I would have but I was kind of put off by the pictures you included.

hey, those gerbil suits weren't cheap to rent!

[bigredman]

From BigRedMan: Do you have nude pics of me? No...ya wanna buy some?

Reply from AlphaRam: Yes, I'll take the one of you laying on the bear skin rug, and I'm having it tattooed on my chest!