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    Responses to PMs that I have received...

    Responses to the PMs that I have received.

    RamsFanSam – Sure I think Springfield is a hell of a town.

    AvengerRam – No, I think the roaches are much larger in Florida.
    BigRedMan – No, I do not know that you should carry a letter carrier route in south central LA.
    maineram – Yeah, I guess the Bash could be considered a gathering of a cult.
    RealRam – The Whiners used to water down the field – not only to slow down the Fearsome Foursome, but because they were (and are) pigs at heart.
    thoey – You should have come to Dallas – I accidentally went to the airport several times.
    r8rh8rmike – No, I do not think that Al Davis is already embalmed.

    ramsanddodgers+ - Yes, if I had another child, I would name him Tommy Lasorda.
    Guam rammer – Yes, I feel there is a severe lack of women’s prisons in Guam.
    ramsbruce+ - No, I don’t think the FBI would let you off for being Canadian if we tried to kidnap Ike back.
    RamOfDenmark – damn right, you rock!

    Ferter – yes, Agents Scully and Mulder have been looking for you.

    general counsel – No, I think that would violate several provisions of the Uniform Commercial Code…unless, you did it in Louisiana.
    Nick – No, the state of West Virginia couldn’t get away with annexing Kentucky.
    RamFan_Til_I_Die+ - No, I do not think that tying is better than winning.

    laram0+ - 2567 degrees Celsius is the melting point of copper.

    RamWraith+ - No, Eddie Murphy wasn’t really the illegitimate son of John and Yoko.
    jkramsfan – Texas should really be named Baja Oklahoma.

    Keenum – Yes, push for a “Jimmy HendrixDay” at school.

    RAMFANRAIDERHATER – I cannot say if Al Davis refers to his posterior orifice as “the black hole”.
    Varg6 – Sure, move up to Varg6.1

    MauiRam – I’d love it if you could bring me a lava rock.

    Bruce=GOAT – Yes, a mini-Ike could whoop Jerry Rice.

    MSRamman – Sure, change your last name to van Zant.

    majorram+ - No, the other way around – Jack Youngblood looks like ME!

    rampower+ - Sure, a karaoke rendition of “Islands In The Stream” with BRM would be an instant classic.
    HUbison – I don’t think that a bison can be litter-box trained, but I guess the size of the box is the determining factor.
    RAM-BO – The next Rambo movie will be Sly’s fight for Social Security.

    CanadianRamsFan – Bob and Doug have a Rams touque.

    Brain Daddy – Sure, come on out to the Bash.

    MoonJoe – I haven’t heard a rule against mooning at the Arch, but I’m not an authority.
    evil disco man+ - Yes, Stayin’ Alive is a great ringtone.

    LARAM – I don’t know, man, a Play-Doh beer bong is kinda iffy.

    JackieSlater – Yes, I think the WWJSD bracelets would sell big.

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    Responses to the PMs that I have received.

    RamsFanSam – Sure I think Springfield is a hell of a town.
    Shelbyville is better.

    AvengerRam – No, I think the roaches are much larger in Florida.
    You should see our mosquitos.

    BigRedMan – No, I do not know that you should carry a letter carrier route in south central LA.
    Increase the grease, y'all.

    maineram – Yeah, I guess the Bash could be considered a gathering of a cult.
    Just make sure that when Dez passes out the Scotch-Kool-Aid, you say "NO!!!"

    RealRam – The Whiners used to water down the field – not only to slow down the Fearsome Foursome, but because they were (and are) pigs at heart.
    What's worse, they did it with flop sweat.

    thoey – You should have come to Dallas – I accidentally went to the airport several times.
    You shot J.R.?

    r8rh8rmike – No, I do not think that Al Davis is already embalmed.
    Did you hear he's starring in a remake of Weekend at Bernie's?

    ramsanddodgers+ - Yes, if I had another child, I would name him Tommy Lasorda.
    ...if its a girl.

    Guam rammer – Yes, I feel there is a severe lack of women’s prisons in Guam.
    They were overrun by brown snakes.

    ramsbruce+ - No, I don’t think the FBI would let you off for being Canadian if we tried to kidnap Ike back.
    Ike Broflowski?

    RamOfDenmark – damn right, you rock!
    2B or not 2B.

    Ferter – yes, Agents Scully and Mulder have been looking for you.
    Um... INSERT X-FILES JOKE HERE.

    general counsel – No, I think that would violate several provisions of the Uniform Commercial Code…unless, you did it in Louisiana.
    ...where its illegal to make crawfish smoothies.

    Nick – No, the state of West Virginia couldn’t get away with annexing Kentucky.
    That would be incest, right?

    RamFan_Til_I_Die+ - No, I do not think that tying is better than winning.
    "I'll bet you have a lot of interesting ties, Ty."

    laram0+ - 2567 degrees Celsius is the melting point of copper.
    You'll never take me alive, copper!

    RamWraith+ - No, Eddie Murphy wasn’t really the illegitimate son of John and Yoko.
    Perhaps, but Aunt Bunny was clearly a Bigfoot.

    jkramsfan – Texas should really be named Baja Oklahoma.
    Baja Oklahoma. One of the least successful Broadway musicals of all-time.

    Keenum – Yes, push for a “Jimmy HendrixDay” at school.
    At least play his version of the national anthem each day.

    RAMFANRAIDERHATER – I cannot say if Al Davis refers to his posterior orifice as “the black hole”.
    Not even light can escape its pull.

    Varg6 – Sure, move up to Varg6.1
    Varg XP?

    MauiRam – I’d love it if you could bring me a lava rock.
    Cooled or uncooled?

    Bruce=GOAT – Yes, a mini-Ike could whoop Jerry Rice.
    Plus, he's a better dancer.

    MSRamman – Sure, change your last name to van Zant.
    Or your first name. Either way.

    majorram+ - No, the other way around – Jack Youngblood looks like ME!
    Two arms, two legs, a torso and a head. Almost twins.

    rampower+ - Sure, a karaoke rendition of “Islands In The Stream” with BRM would be an instant classic.
    Or maybe "Summer Nights" from Grease.

    HUbison – I don’t think that a bison can be litter-box trained, but I guess the size of the box is the determining factor.
    I hate it when they cough up hairballs.

    RAM-BO – The next Rambo movie will be Sly’s fight for Social Security.
    "You want a tax break! I'll give you a tax break you won't believe!"

    CanadianRamsFan – Bob and Doug have a Rams touque.
    Take off, ay!

    Brain Daddy – Sure, come on out to the Bash.
    But first, write one hundred times, "Alex Smith is a girlie man."

    MoonJoe – I haven’t heard a rule against mooning at the Arch, but I’m not an authority.
    The question is, which reflects more sunlight?

    evil disco man+ - Yes, Stayin’ Alive is a great ringtone.
    Unless its your girlfriend, in which case I'd go with "How Deep is Your Love?"

    LARAM – I don’t know, man, a Play-Doh beer bong is kinda iffy.
    Silly putty works better.

    JackieSlater – Yes, I think the WWJSD bracelets would sell big.
    Jerry Seinfeld already owns the rights to that.

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
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    RamsFanSam – Sure I think Springfield is a hell of a town.
    That's not what I said! I said "Sure I think Springfield is Hell! And a town!"


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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    I hate to admit it but I have had some unpleasant experiences with the coppers.

    Although few and far between the experiences are lasting ones.

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    Responses to the PMs that I have received.

    thoey – You should have come to Dallas – I accidentally went to the airport several times.
    Going to Dallas is not an accident, it is a mistake...



    It is funny to see these comments completely out of context. Glad I didn't say anything else...

    This space for rent...

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    I thought what happens in PM's stays in PM's!!

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    Quote Originally Posted by r8rh8rmike View Post
    I thought what happens in PM's stays in PM's!!
    Don't mind him. He's just suffering from a little PMs.

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    Don't mind him. He's just suffering from a little PMs.
    My hubby has the PMs hot line # if he needs it.

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    I've got 500 signatures on that Jimmy Hendrix Day petition, so I'll see where it goes from there

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    Quote Originally Posted by CaliGirlRamsFan View Post
    My hubby has the PMs hot line # if he needs it.
    I'm better now.

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    From BigRedMan: Do you have nude pics of me? No...ya wanna buy some?
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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    Shocked and appalled you didn't even consider my PM about the breeding habits of the household gerbil.

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

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    Shocked and appalled you didn't even consider my PM about the breeding habits of the household gerbil.
    I would have but I was kind of put off by the pictures you included.
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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    I would have but I was kind of put off by the pictures you included.
    hey, those gerbil suits weren't cheap to rent!

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    Re: Responses to PMs that I have received...

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    From BigRedMan: Do you have nude pics of me? No...ya wanna buy some?
    Reply from AlphaRam: Yes, I'll take the one of you laying on the bear skin rug, and I'm having it tattooed on my chest!
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