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A riddle or 2 for you
Thought I would pass some time this off-season and see if anyone out there likes riddles. See if you can solve them.
1) What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
2) A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?
3) What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
4) Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
5) What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
6) My scale is something that does not weigh in grams, ounces, or pounds. However, I may be heavy or light. What am I?
7) What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
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Originally Posted by RamWraith
Thought I would pass some time this off-season and see if anyone out there likes riddles. See if you can solve them.
1) What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
2) A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?
3) What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
4) Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
5) What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
6) My scale is something that does not weigh in grams, ounces, or pounds. However, I may be heavy or light. What am I?
7) What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
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1. A politician was honest.
2. It was the cop's kid.
3. Silence
4. A ton.
5, 6, 7: Not awake enough to think....
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
2, 3, and 4 right :-)
nice job
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
5. Is a keyboard
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
Yeap!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by UtterBlitz
5. Is a keyboard
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
6. Is a music scale.
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
RIGHT!!
Only number one and seven left!!
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6. Is a music scale.
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RIGHT!!
Only number one and seven left!!
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
#7 is driving me nuts....does anyone have an answer?
They are all man made? They all end in "s" I can't figure it out....there must be something more to it.
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
You are so close with this comment!!
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#7 is driving me nuts....does anyone have an answer?
They are all man made? They all end in "s" I can't figure it out....there must be something more to it.
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
Great I love close....:\
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
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1) What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
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The date reads the exact same as it would if you rotated it 180-degrees?
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
is it CARS??
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
women invented all of the items in #7. Is that the answer?
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Re: A riddle or 2 for you
You are my hero....nice job, that one was tough.
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The date reads the exact same as it would if you rotated it 180-degrees?
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