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-03-28-2009 #1
ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face . After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).
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-03-28-2009 #2
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Crazy that that guy makes enough to blow 2 grand in one night on a hotel and hooker. Glad she didn't succeed in biting his tongue off though, his infomercials are the best.

On a side note, who doesn't want one of these when watching the games on Sunday?
YouTube - Real Time With Bill Maher: The snug Wow (03/20/09)
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-03-30-2009 #3
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so after cutting up his tongue in a slap-chop the Sham-Wow couldn't absorb all the blood?
Shoulda got in on the 2-for-1 deal.....RnD
GO RAMS!!
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-03-30-2009 #4
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-04-04-2009 #5
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Hello, Scam-Wow.
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-04-04-2009 #6
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SLAP POW?
Or as he is thinking about his career;
"WHAT NOW!?"
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-04-06-2009 #7
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How would you like to know when going into advertising in something like this, Oxi-Clean, or the snuggy, that one the street your just going to be ShamWow guy, Oxi-clean guy, ect.. Wouldn't that be embarassing or eventually degrading to yourself?
RamsFan16

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-04-08-2009 #8
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So he went looking for a snuggy...got his Oxy-cleaned...and ended up getting slap chopped. Shame WOW. (I'm sorry, couldn't resist)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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-04-28-2009 #9
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Check out this awesome remix:
YouTube - "Rap Chop" featuring Vince (Slap Chop remix)
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