View Poll Results: What should Kobe Bryant's Jewish Name Be?

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  • Ball Hogenstein

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  • Dribbler on the Roofie

    2 15.38%
  • Rabbi Jackitupowitz

    1 7.69%
  • (My Son, the) Doctor K

    2 15.38%
  • The Human Chai-light

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    Re: Suggestions for Kobe Bryant's Jewish Name

    How about Dwyane Wade?

    2006 Shooting Percentage

    Dwyane Wade .496
    Kobe Bryant .444


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    Re: Suggestions for Kobe Bryant's Jewish Name

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam
    How about Dwyane Wade?

    2006 Shooting Percentage

    Dwyane Wade .496
    Kobe Bryant .444
    The problem with that is Wade shoots .176% for 3 pointers and has only shot 12 for 68, and Kobe shoots.344% going 153 for 445 on 3 pointers. Many last second shots are 3 pointers.


    Even though I don't like Bryant he is the clear #1 choice. Kobe also shoots a better Free Throw percentage .850% 608 for 715 to Wade's .783% 569 for 727, so if Kobe is fouled on the last shot I want him on the line also.

    Kobe is the best choice overall. Right now Kobe is the best player in the league.
    BRUUUUUUUUUUUCE


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    Re: Suggestions for Kobe Bryant's Jewish Name

    Still would rather have Wade. If Kobe's not open, he'll shoot it anyway. If Wade's not open, he'll find the open man.

    Its not about skill. Its about attitude. Kobe's attitude begins and ends with "me." Wade is a "we" kind of guy.

    Anyway...

    This thread is really not a Kobe vs. _____ debate thread, so let's not make it one.

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    Re: Suggestions for Kobe Bryant's Jewish Name

    This thread is really not a Kobe vs. _____ debate thread, so let's not make it one.
    For real, people it's Kobe vs. Abraham, King Soloman, and Barbara Streisand....now let's get back to it.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Suggestions for Kobe Bryant's Jewish Name

    I thought religion and politics based topics were banned by Dez.

    ramming speed to all

    general counsel

    ps Kobe, I cant keep it in my pantzowitz.


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    Re: Suggestions for Kobe Bryant's Jewish Name

    This was not intended as a topic for discussing religion. Rather, it was intended to be a "make fun of Kobe's absurdly arrogant statement" thread.

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    Re: Suggestions for Kobe Bryant's Jewish Name

    Havah Nagilah and Ramming speed to all

    general counsel


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    Re: Suggestions for Kobe Bryant's Jewish Name

    Quote Originally Posted by general counsel
    Havah Nagilah and Ramming speed to all

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    For all you Gentiles playing along at home, Havah Nagilah is a traditional Jewish song dating back (I believe) about 100 years or so. Very popular at Jewish celebrations. And no it is not the lyrics to an Iron Butterfly song.....that would be InAGaddaDaVida.

    Don't confuse the two.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Suggestions for Kobe Bryant's Jewish Name

    Of course, if you combined the two, it would go...

    Inna-havah-nagilla-baby!

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