Taking a Porkin' To Bring Home The Bacon

[AlphaRam]

Let's say that you and your wife/girlfriend are on hard fnancial times. You are unemployed, the mortgage is in default, creditors were calling until your phone got disconnected. Then, she scores a job interview. She gets offered the job for $100K if she sleeps with the dude that would hire her. Would you let her?

If you say yes, would you let her negotiate for free health and dental?

[AvengerRam]

This sounds like a movie... Robert Redford, Woody Harrelson, Demi Moore....

Here's what you do.

1. Get her to go to the boss and say, "I'll do it, but I want the deal in writing."

2. When the deal is signed, sue for sexual harassment.

Did I mention I'm an employment lawyer?

[AlphaRam]

I had to file a sexual harrassment complaint with Human Resources against a woman at my work back in July. I always said that I would grade sexual harrassment, thinking it was funny, but that woman really bothered me inside.