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Third base coach helps players to score
Third-base coach successfully get player into girl’s pants
Philadelphia Phillies coach Steve Smith showed the value of a good third base coach today when he instructed Chase Utley how to get into a girl’s pants when it looked for sure that he was going to be held up at second base.
“I thought I was going to get thrown out at third, but Steve really came through,” said Utley. “He told me to be patient, to get a few drinks in her, get her to come up to my place under the guise of showing her my new kitchen – and then make my move. And it worked perfectly. I got to third base easily.”
Smith says he will now help Utley score.
“He just has to be patient,” said Smith. “Just be patient here at third base for a little bit and the opportunity will come along.”
Utley says he prefers Smith to first base coach Davey Lopes.
“Davey is always like: ‘Hold up. Stay here at first base,’” he said. “And I’m like: ‘Come on! I can get there! I can get some boobage!’ But he is always trying to play it safe. He’s all: You don’t know where this girl has been before. You should develop a friendship first. Why are you always in such a hurry to score?’”
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