I still can't believe it, but Mom decided she might sit her rear end on the back of a bike. Here's a pic of the one she is considering:
Now, my question. I have owned a few bikes. Two were self-disintegrating Hondas, one a '78 Suzuki "pre-Katana" (great bike, BTW) and a '72 Sporty. The Sportster was a heavily modified hardtail (a.k.a. rat bike). It had a personality, but was literally a $400 basket case. The Hondas were junk. The Suzi was a really nice highway ride, and had more speed than I needed. I haven't ridden in 16 years, but I am seriously looking at getting a used touring bike. The Yamaha is nice. A Beemer isn't out of the question. A Gold Wing would be fantastic. An Electraglide would be a dream.
The reality is i have 3 ex-wives, so my credit is less than stellar. OK, it sucks rotten cabbage. So, does anyone have any ideas on how I can purchase a nice bike without selling my ex-wives to the mofia? Any leads on a legit bank that might be righteous enough to do a loan for a person in a bad light?