Two new conspiracy theories

[UtterBlitz]

1. Theory #1. My sister was taken over by an alien. I called her a couple days ago and got a run down of the last few seconds in the Duke game. She is watching basketball now???? and she even sounds like she understands it. Weird.

2. Theory #2 is from the alien sister. She thinks that Jake Delhomme got paid to throw the Seattle game. She thinks that he was throwing the ball to the Seattle players on purpose.

What am I suppose to do with her? She is talking crazy.

[Fat Pang]

Get her to post it on the net and watch it become urban myth.