Video Games That You Are Glad They Do Not Make

[AlphaRam]

I saw a video game the other day called Lemonade Tycoon and started thinking that they will make a video game about anything. Then, I started thinking about video game titles that I don't want to see:

Tim the Telemarketer

Anything having to do with the Porky's movies

Oprah Unleashed

Pull My Finger II: Revenge of the Son

Freddie and Richard Simmons vs Jason

What are the video titles you would never want to see?

[Goldenfleece]

Regrettably, a lot of the titles I'd find most offensive actually do exist in one form another, especially if you include freeware (i.e. "Ethnic Cleansing," "KZ Manager," and "Super Columbine Massacre RPG"). Here are a few others I hope we don't see:

SimCubicle

Custer's Return

The Straight Story Video Game - based on the movie

The Real Slim Shady's <Anything>

Mario's Adventures in Plumbing - on a side note, why does every RPG have to have sewer levels?

Celebrity Fit Club: The Video Game - watch your character lose weight while you sit there eating cheetos

Emoquest - sort of like the Sims, but the objective is to keep your mood down, not eat, not work, etc.

[RamsFanSam]

This is a little harder than I thought. I did come up with some ideas.

1.) Cowtipping Commando: See how many cows you can tip before the farmer fires a load of buckshot into your rear end.

2.) Zit-popping Mania: You are a virtual teenager who must pop all your zits before your date. Points are lost for splattering the mirror.

3.) Depends Race 2006: Grandpa is in a nursing home. The nurse gave him too much Castor Oil. Can you keep Grandpa happy?

4.) Dog Park Rescue: Your pooch has escaped from his leash! You must recover him before the dog catcher can lock him up...just don't step in anything soft!

5.) Martha Stewart Living: Try to complete the projects Martha wants before she goes ballistic! Extra points if you can keep from strangling the heifer!

6.) Reality Show Remake: You take the winners from 'reality shows' on your own quest. You decide on the destination: East LA, East St. Louis, The Bronx, or even Baghdad. Get to level 5 and you can dress them funny, put them in a Yugo with 'diversity' bumper stickers all over it, and take them into Texas!

7.) Law and Order:PMS: A take-off from the TV show that has lived far too long. Try to survive as long as you can while working with, well, you can figure the rest out.

I'm sure there are more, but I'm getting tired.

[Goldenfleece]

Here are some more:

Helen Keller's Special Forces
Mom: "Johnny, you've been staring at that blank screen for three hours. Why don't you go outside and play."
Johnny: "But Mooommm, I'm this close to beating the level."

Peter Pan II: Return to Neverland...Ranch
Wendy: "Boy, why are you crying?"
Peter: "Think. happy. thoughts. Think. happy. thoughts."
Wendy: "Peter?"
Peter: "One of the Lost Boys is still in there. We have to go back for Corey Feldman."

Colonoscopy (complete with special controller)

It's practically proctology!

[AlphaRam]

OK, I stole these ideas from someone else:

The Golden Girls: Extreme Beach Volleyball

Special Olympics '07: Decathalon Challenge