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    What size are your balls?

    I'll only admit to have lifted this from another Rams site...

    1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

    2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

    3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

    4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

    5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
    and....
    6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

    THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:


    The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.


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    Re: What size are your balls?

    A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.
    The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.

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    Re: What size are your balls?

    Good stuff, guys! lol

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    Re: What size are your balls?

    Quote Originally Posted by MauiRam View Post
    ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.
    Yes, I remember this one too, Maui. It still brings a chuckle.
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    Re: What size are your balls?

    I don't know it's been a long time since I've seen them.

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    Re: What size are your balls?

    Quote Originally Posted by laram0 View Post
    I don't know it's been a long time since I've seen them.
    I hope someone has seen them, even if you had to pay her...
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    Re: What size are your balls?

    Quote Originally Posted by ramsanddodgers View Post
    I hope someone has seen them, even if you had to pay her...
    What happens in Vegas (or anywhere else) stays in Vegas.

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