What Are Some Of Your Favorite Movie Quotes?

[AlphaRam]

Let's have them.....tell the movie in case we do not know the origin.

Do you ever use them at work? Do you have a funny story associated with using your movie quote?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! " Bluto from Animal House

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Steve McCroskey from Airplane

"Shake and bake" - Ricky and Cal - Talledaga Nights (I do this with a co-worker at inoportune times at work.

[laram0]

In all this excitement I can't remember if I fired 5 or 6 shots? Do ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya?

DIRTY HARRY (Clint Eastwood)

[AvengerRam]

A few off the top of my head (forgive me if I don't get them word for word)...

Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Indy... what next?"

"I don't know. I'm making this up as a go."

Say Anything

"If you guys know so much about this stuff, how come you're sitting here, in the parking lot of a Gas N'Sip at 1:00 a.m., with no girls in sight?"

<pregnant pause>

"Choice man! Conscious choice!"

The Dark Knight

"Some men can't be bargained with or threatened. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

Arthur

"Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Usually, one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

"Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom?"

"Of course you may."

<long pause as Ruprecht's facial expression suggests that he is relaxing certain muscles>

"Thank you."

The Graduate

"I've got one word for you... plastics."

[r8rh8rmike]

"Charlie don't surf!", "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Col. Kilgore (Robert Duvall) from Apocalypse Now.

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.", "You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?", "He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife." - Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) from Caddyshack.

[cfh128]

"Thanks to great leaders, such as Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Socratic method . . . the world is full of history!" - Ted "Theodore" Logan, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

....what can I say, I am easily amused

[general counsel]

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" The Godfather



ramming speed to all

general counsel

[HUbison]

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" The Godfather



ramming speed to all

general counsel

"Leave the gun, take the canolli."

[AvengerRam]

SAW 2

Oh yes.. There will be blood

SAW 3

Suffering... You havent seen anything yet

No offense, but I fail to see why anyone would waste their time and money on movies like that.

[laram0]

Here's to swimmin' with bowl legged women.

JAWS!

[r8rh8rmike]

"You talkin' to me?"

[general counsel]

Slap Shot

"Hanrahan, Suzanne licks p______. She's a lesbian, a lesbian...."

ramming speed to all

general counsel

[Ramblin` Ram]

a selection of quotes from one of my favourite movies...the cult classic british movie.."Withnail & I" about the tribulations of a couple of slightly eccentric, poor, out of work actors based in the late 60`s.
with it being a "family show" website i have witheld posting the many quotes that tho very funny contain rather strong language.

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Withnail quotes
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"this place has become impossible.Nothing to eat,freezing cold and now there`s a Madman outside with Eels!"

"we want the finest wines known to humanity.we want them here and we want them now"

"i must have some booze,i demand to have some booze!"

"right,here`s the plan... first we go in there and get wrecked,then we eat a pork pie,then we drop a couple of Surmontil 50`s each. means we`ll miss out on monday and wake up smiling on tuesday morning "

"i feel like a pig shat in my head"

" i have a heart condition...if you hit me,it`s murder!"
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I (a.k.a Marwood) Quotes
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"A coward you are Withnail...an expert on Bulls you are not!"

"my thumbs have gone weird"

"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day..and for once i am inclined to believe Withnail is correct, we are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell"
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Monty Quotes
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"i think the carrott is infinitely more fascinating than the Geranium...flowers are essentionally tarts..prostitutes for the bees"

"Laissez-moi repirer longtemps,longtemps,l`odeur de tes cheveux!..brings back such memories of Oxford."

"It`s the most devastating moment in a young mans life,when he quite reasonably says to himself, "i shall never play The Dane!" It is at that moment that all ambition ceases to exist."

"Indeed i often wonder where Norman is now.Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford.A cat,rain,Vim under the sink and both bars on.But old now,there is no true beauty without decay.

[txramsfan]

The Sandlot
your Killing me Smalls......

Bull Durham
Take em one day at a time....write it down

Young Frankenstein
What kind of brain did you get me Igor? Abbey-Something
Abbey....what? Abbey....Normal

[ramsanddodgers]

Bull Durham:

Larry: Who's this? Who are you?
Crash Davis: I’m the player to be named later.

Crash Davis: You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club.

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.

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Conan the Barbarian:

Thulsa Doom: Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.

Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Thulsa Doom: You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered by servants and my pets, and THAT is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake...

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Cool Hand Luke:

What we got here is... failure to communicate.

Dont look at me mullet head.

Shaking the tree over here, Boss.

[txramsfan]

Patton

God I love war. Compared to war, all other human endeavours shrink to insignificance.