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    What would you do if..........................

    .............you were sat in a bar, pint in hand, watching your beloved Newcastle United getting thumped by Manchester United, and a geriatric old British colonial walked into the bar with a 7ft long dead snake on a stick and tried to drape it round your neck?


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    Re: What would you do if..........................

    Beat the ....... out of him.
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    Re: What would you do if..........................

    I thought about that, but the geriatric bit meant that I thought it a little unfair. The proprietor ended up manhandling him out the door.

    Apparently he'd been walking through the village high street with it. It'd been dead for a couple of days so you can imagine the smell...........................

    He lives just down the hill from me and he's a colonial relic, walks around in his khakis and polo shirt, has a young(ish) chinese girlfriend, and sounds like he just stepped off a period British film set. He's a bit of a character, but what possessed him to pick the frigging thing up and walk into the bar with it is beyond me.

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    Re: What would you do if..........................

    Strangle him with the snake.

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    Re: What would you do if..........................

    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Pang
    .............you were sat in a bar, pint in hand, watching your beloved Newcastle United getting thumped by Manchester United, and a geriatric old British colonial walked into the bar with a 7ft long dead snake on a stick and tried to drape it round your neck?
    Why I'd thank him for the gift, invite him to sit down, buy him a pint, and ask him to tell me his life's story. Now that would be a treat. Imagine what he could tell you. "There I was, sailing under Jellyco, not far off the Danish shore. Dead ahead was the Jerry fleet...."

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    Re: What would you do if..........................

    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Pang
    dead snake on a stick
    Damnit! I ordered Haggis, not a Serpent-kabob!

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