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    Where was Dez?

    With new footage of the Loch Ness monster circulating throughout the media, I have only one question:

    Where was Dez that day?

    For those of you who don't know, Dez (much as Kramer once did in the East River), regularly swims the Loch to stay physically fit. In fact, its been rumored that he gets 17 nautical miles to the pint (18 if its stout), and can hit speeds of 20-25 knots following a haggis dinner (think Jet Ski).

    Of course, his workouts are often interrupted by scientists and tourists -- what, with their constant gawking, photo-snapping, and attempts to capture him on sonar. Still, the crisp, cool, Loch waters give Dez his eternal youthful glow (he is, after all, 137 years old), so he tolerates the unwanted attention.





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    Re: Where was Dez?

    AHEM . .................................................... now youve gone and done it, youve woken da monster


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    Re: Where was Dez?

    Thanks AV, I thought that beast looked familiar.:bash:

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    Re: Where was Dez?

    OH my, it's DEZ looking for his midday snack....the horror....the horror
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    Re: Where was Dez?

    the actual photographs from loch ness are only a protrusion of one of dez's most noted body parts, infamous throughout the european theater for both its girth and length.

    ramming speed to all

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    Re: Where was Dez?

    Quote Originally Posted by bigredman View Post
    OH my, it's DEZ looking for his midday snack....the horror....the horror
    Looks like he's down a quart....:x











    Of stout that is!

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