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*RAMS134* · #1 (**permalink**) -28-07-2006

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

**laram0** · #2 (**permalink**) -28-07-2006

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?

*RamsFan16* · #3 (**permalink**) -28-07-2006

Why do we throwup instead of throwdown?

Why do we put things in places we won't lose them, only to lose them?

*JackieSlater* · #4 (**permalink**) -28-07-2006

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

See, in the bottle, there's little air. What makes the glue move is the water in the glue. In the bottle, there's no air, so the water doesn't evaporate. When it leaves the bottle, or the bottle is left open, the water evaporates or dries and sticks things together. We say it dries because it loses the moisture by evaporation.

*RAMS134* · #5 (**permalink**) -29-07-2006

Why do they put locks on the doors of 7-11 when they are open 24-7.