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    Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    Okay, here are mine...

    Cast Away 2: Wilson's Revenge
    Just as Tom Hanks settles into his new life, an old "friend" returns to settle a score. Wilson's back... and he's pissed!!!!

    Field of Dreams 2
    Ray Kinsella's magical baseball field is now a major tourist attraction. Then, the voice returns... "if you tear it down, they will leave."

    Rocky vs. Aliens
    Yo! Get off Adrian's face, youz guys!

    Jerry Maguire 2: Show Me More Money!
    Rod Tidwell's ready to renegotiate his contract, and is prepared to hold out. "You had me at franchise tag."


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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    1. "The Brady Bunch - 35 Years Later"
    Carol tells the girls her secret to looking young...and Bobby finally seeks psychiatric help for the 'wedgie trauma' inflicted by Greg and Peter in 1971.

    2. "Smokey and the Bandit IV"
    That "IV" doesn't mean 4...it means Intra-Venous! The Bandit got his Coors, he got his elephant...this time, he's trying to avoid Smokey (played by John Goodman), speeding in his Jazzy powered wheelchair, turn signal on the whole time. Will he make it to the pharmacy without losing his toupee? Will they be out of Depends when he gets there?

    3. "Revenge of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Nerds"
    Poindexter's gene splicing research is sabotaged, causing the Lambda Lambda Lambda frat brothers to morph into turtle-like creatures. They're green, mean, nerdy, and looking to kick Shredder's butt!

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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    Post 100!!!

    How funny would those movies be ?!?!?!?!LOL

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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    It's A Wonderful Life, Osama:

    On the verge of a suicide bombing, a terrorist is visited by an angel and shown how much better the world would have been if he never existed. In the end he becomes baptized and joins the Republican Party before being deported, but he goes on to spread American values back in Riyadh.


    Spartacus, the Untold Story:

    Spurred by the success of Brokeback Mountain, the story of male bonding and bondage. Roman slaves rebel and show the patricians who their masters are...I can't go on.


    Apollo XIV:

    With little action, the screenwriters draw on the absurdist tradition. Three men give us a masterpiece of nothingness to rival "Waiting for Godot" in a four hour critically acclaimed Oscar winner.


    Serendipity Deux:

    After a chance encounter two lovebirds sign away all of their possessions to each other and then mail the contracts to random addresses but don't put postage or return addresses on their envelopes. If true love really exists, they will both find the contracts and since they will truly be each other's, so too will everything they own. Years later, the man is now a wino with gambling debts and suddenly the image of that girl and that day appear in his mind. If he could only track her down or at least that envelope. As the story unfolds, we learn that she is a wealthy heiress, but her fiancee is with the mob and happens to be running a particular gambling ring. Choices will be made. Will they wind up together? This is a romantic comedy...


    Fight Club: Members Only

    An exhilarating journey of four friends who in a constant web of incidents, some romantic, many funny, test the extremes of their friendship. An atmosphere of fun, action, and bollywood dancing...and it's already here.

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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    "Logan's World"

    (Not to be confused with the book by the same title.)

    With the cities destroyed, the entire population attempts to live off the land. Sandmen with working phasers try to bring about order. Just as everyone is about to starve to death, Logan remembers the cats in the Capitol building, and the other Sandmen cook to order with their phasers.

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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    Heaven Can't Wait

    An aged Warren Beatty looks back on the Super Bowls he won with the Rams, and the romantic conquests enabled by his celebrity and superficial charm. Now, long-retired, he is accidentally spared when his time has come. Marc Bulger winds up going in his place. However, Bulger is given the opportunity to make the comeback of the millenium as he is given a supercharged version of Beatty's body to lead the Rams one more time.

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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    Crocodile Hunter-the Finale

    Steve's appreciation and compassion for the Australian Crocodiles catches up to him as he runs into a croc that saved years ago. Instead of returning the compassion, the hungry croc has a two course meal in this last installment of the Crocodile Hunter series. Tag line: "Look at him! He's beautiful!"

    Opening cartoon short:
    The last Road Runner Cartoon. The Acme corporation is bought out by a large Japanese firm, and their products start working. The audience applauds as the stringy carnivore finally gets the meal he worked so hard for. Last in the series.

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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    Lord of the Blings.

    While sailing away on the boat, Frodo realizes that his true calling is to be a pimp. He talks Gandalf into being his muscle and together they rule the Gondor underworld. All the while they accumulate and deck themselves, and their rides, out in more and more gaudy jewelery.

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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    Titanic II: It's still underwater

    Three and a half thrilling hours of Kate Winslet floating on a door.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    Kazaam.....The Return.....

    Shaq is back and rapping away

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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    The worst ever sequel, which we all pray to god will never ever happen (and which may get bounced from this lounge for the football reference) would be the following

    2006 Rams defensive game film- 2005 revisited.

    ramming speed to all

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    Re: Worst Movie Sequel Ideas (Pitch Away!)

    Ishtar II - Can't tell you what it would be about as I never watched the original, but heard it was horrible.
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