2008 ClanRam Bash the Gnats - Page 3

*AlphaRam* · #31 (**permalink**) -02-05-2008

I have secured tickets so I will not need any purchased for me and Lynne, or BRM.

*Ramer* · #32 (**permalink**) -02-05-2008

What do the tickets usually cost & is there a limit on the number of tickets I can buy?

*MSRamman* · #33 (**permalink**) -02-05-2008

Ramer, Dez will need to get a final head count on tickets needed, I believe, before we can get an actual price per ticket, because we'll have to see where the Rams ticket office seats the group. As far as I know there is no limit, barring any limit the Rams place on our group. In the past, the seats have been in the neighborhood of $50, give or take. I missed last year's bash, so I don't know what transpired last year pricewise. I hope this was some help to ya, until the big guy gets all the info for us that's the best I can do ya!

*r8rh8rmike* · #34 (**permalink**) -03-05-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlphaRam

I have secured tickets so I will not need any purchased for me and Lynne, or BRM.

You guys do know that the idea is for ClanRam members to ALL sit together, right?? You know, high fives, whoopin' it up, showin' the ED how it's done. Are you sure BRM is down with a splinter group?

*AlphaRam* · #35 (**permalink**) -03-05-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by r8rh8rmike

You guys do know that the idea is for ClanRam members to ALL sit together, right?? You know, high fives, whoopin' it up, showin' the ED how it's done. Are you sure BRM is down with a splinter group?

I appreciate what you are saying but BRM and I cannot see as good as we used to. In fact, my seeing-eye dog is typing this response....

*r8rh8rmike* · #36 (**permalink**) -03-05-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlphaRam

I appreciate what you are saying but BRM and I cannot see as good as we used to. In fact, my seeing-eye dog is typing this response....

NO EXCUSE!!!!! Besides, Dez always gets great seats. You guys are gonna be missin' out.

*PA_gal_in_OK* · #37 (**permalink**) -07-05-2008

I like the view from the seats that Alpha gets........... I can see the uh............... players much better...

*bigredman* · #38 (**permalink**) -07-05-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlphaRam

I appreciate what you are saying but BRM and I cannot see as good as we used to. In fact, my seeing-eye dog is typing this response....

Yeah, I can type, but that's not my most amazing talent. I can also do what every one of you guys out there wishes you could do! Jack....Jack, put the peanut butter jar back in the kitchen cabinet! Sheeeeesh. Ruff ruff, bye bow wow.

*AlphaRam* · #39 (**permalink**) -08-05-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigredman

Yeah, I can type, but that's not my most amazing talent. I can also do what every one of you guys out there wishes you could do! Jack....Jack, put the peanut butter jar back in the kitchen cabinet! Sheeeeesh. Ruff ruff, bye bow wow.

Freaking pervert! I'm actually saving you guys from the likes of this!

*TheBritishRam* · #40 (**permalink**) -09-05-2008

I swear when i actually have money and a job i will come to a bash. It looks awesome.

*rampower* · #41 (**permalink**) -11-05-2008

I'll just warn you BR. Coe to one bash and your hooked. I have had to miss a couple and it KILLS ME when I cant make it. I even hate it if I cant get in the same hotel never mind anything else! Its addictive and fun. Yes I am still talking about the clan bash.

Its a life changer. You make friends you'll never forget. It puts a face to the posts on the board.

Sell your soul and come to a bash!

*DODRAM* · #42 (**permalink**) -20-05-2008

might be time for me to visit again, rampower what are the times of your flights?

**txramsfan** · #43 (**permalink**) -20-05-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by DODRAM

might be time for me to visit again, rampower what are the times of your flights?

Wow, a George sighting....did the aliens just drop you off or something?

*bigredman* · #44 (**permalink**) -30-05-2008

Just to let the rest of you in on the plans, AlphaRam, his wife PA_gal_in_OK, and I are going to the game in Philly on Sept. 7th, then we are doing a road trip to St. Louis for the BASH and game against the Giants on Sept 14th. Those sirens you hear Friday afternoon in St. Louis are not an escort for some VIP, but us being chased by cops from four different states!

*AlphaRam* · #45 (**permalink**) -31-05-2008

If we only get chased by cops, that will be a relief. More than likely, we will be leading a convoy of ill-will. First, there will be a group of disheartened Egal fans that will be sore over the loss that they receive and the insult above injury of BRM raising his kilt like he is the star of Braveheart. Next, Randy will raise the ire of the folks living in Wheeling, WV when he writes grafitti about hillbillies on the restroom wall of a Sunoco station. The HazMat team of the Dayton, OH fire department begin pursuit after Randy leaves the results of the triple Tex-Mex he had at lunch in a Wendy's near the interstate. We will be detoured down into KY as the state of Indiana will set-up road blocks as word is radioed ahead of our journey. On the way out of Ohio, Randy tries to make his own radio station (WKRAP) in Cincinnati as loyalists to Pete Rose give chase. As we pass over the Ohio river into Kentucky, residents are inflamed as Randy inappropriately touches a prize mare at a predominant horse breeding farm. Other residents grow angry as Randy smuggles books into their state. We catch I-64 and still pass into the lower part of Indiana with a brief stop in Santa Claus. Randy wets on Santa's lap but that isn't urine that forces the jolly old man to jump up with his lap feeling like a tongue with 127 habanaro peppers on it. The good folk of Santa Claus form a lynch mob and the National Guard is called out. Fortunately, the Egal fans give up pursuit after they run out of batteries to throw. As we get away, Randy wipes on a number of souvenier Santa dolls and throws them at our pursuers. We sprint into Illinois where Randy decides to stomp out some crop circles in the cornfields. You haven't lived until you have been chased by a fleet of John Deere combines!. Unknown to us, Randy has infuriated the Mohawk Indian tribe and they are hunting us like a fat man after a Ho-Ho. We finally race across the Mississippi River into St Louis when Randy decides to vomit. We're driving 70 and he pops open the back hatch on the van. He hurls with great velocity - blinding an entire team of Clydesdales, thereby snarling traffic behind us. This turns out to be a good thing for us as we finally ditch the combines, the 27 semis, 34 police cars, 3 Amish buggies, a herd of jersey milk cows, a swarm of locusts, a pack of wild dogs, the ACLU senior legal team, an M1a1 tank, and the shadow cast of the Colombus, OH Rocky Horror Picture Show.