Bash Pearls of Wisdom

*AlphaRam* · #1 (**permalink**) -12-09-2006

Although this was my first year to attend, I think it is time to start a list of Bash pearls of wisdom:

1. Do not leave the group to see the Arch. Why? A bird crapped on my camera on the way over to the Arch and crapped on my Holt jersey on the way back! Yuck! Part from the group and suffer the consequences.

2. NEVER stick out your tongue around bigredman. 'nuff said!

3. Make Dez buy a Bulger and Jackson jersey next year, then wear both to the game. You see what that Wilkins jersey did for us!

4. Swarm Dez when he shows up with a box. When he says after dinner, go back to the box 5 minutes later. Repeat as necessary.

What advice, rules, postulates, etc. do you have to offer?

**RamsFanSam** · #2 (**permalink**) -13-09-2006

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Originally Posted by AlphaRam

1. Do not leave the group to see the Arch. Why? A bird crapped on my camera on the way over to the Arch and crapped on my Holt jersey on the way back! Yuck! Part from the group and suffer the consequences.

This bird HAD to be a Cardinal. They are common in the St. Louis area.

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2. NEVER stick out your tongue around bigredman. 'nuff said!

I am not sure I want to know....

**AvengerRam** · #3 (**permalink**) -13-09-2006

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NEVER stick out your tongue around bigredman. 'nuff said!

I think we'll file that one under "What happens at the Bash, stays at the Bash."

*UtterBlitz* · #4 (**permalink**) -13-09-2006

Good idea Avenger...some things need to stay at the Bash.

*PA_gal_in_OK* · #5 (**permalink**) -13-09-2006

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Good idea Avenger...some things need to stay at the Bash.

Yeah, like Bigredman's underwear.

*majorram* · #6 (**permalink**) -13-09-2006

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Originally Posted by PA_gal_in_OK

Yeah, like Bigredman's underwear.

funny mate funny!!!! I totally agree

steve:l

*RAMMAN68* · #7 (**permalink**) -13-09-2006

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3. Make Dez buy a Bulger and Jackson jersey next year, then wear both to the game. You see what that Wilkins jersey did for us!

Dez was wearing his Jackson jersey as was I. That's why he got his 100+ yards. I agree on wearing the Bulger jersey though.

*AlphaRam* · #8 (**permalink**) -16-09-2006

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Dez was wearing his Jackson jersey as was I. That's why he got his 100+ yards. I agree on wearing the Bulger jersey though.

If Dez wears two Jackson jerseys, would jackson gain over 200 yards? <FedEx package headed to Monster Park, Will Call>

*bigredman* · #9 (**permalink**) -10-10-2006

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Originally Posted by PA_gal_in_OK

Yeah, like Bigredman's underwear.

That reminds me...tell your husband AlphaRam I want them back....

More rules:

5. Being UtterBlitz's wingman can be hazardous to your health. She's a friggin' ghost. One minute she's there, the next she's gone. Try chasing the girl down in a kilt, one in the morning, in downtown St. Louis. Good Luck.

6. Never challenge MSRamman and RamPower to sing karaoke. They had the place rockin'.

7. Don't try to embarrass PA_gal_in_OK, it can't be done!

8. When RamDez pulls out his bottle, you MUST toast with him.

9. Don't get a suite for the bash, its a waste of money because you spend no time in your room.

10. Bigredman is as innocent as a baby deer. (All photographic evidence to the contrary are Photo
Shop'd)

*AlphaRam* · #10 (**permalink**) -20-10-2006

UtterBlitz kept ditching you as she was tired of you saying to her "Hey, let's get an 8 ball, a can of Crisco, and a couple of hookers and head back to my suite".