The Great Cow Guru is here, my children!
And I am here to teach you of the secrets of life, the way to inner peace, and perhaps sling the bull your way. I'll moo "we must fight, escape or we'll die". Cows gather around, 'cause the steaks are so high. (Bad cow pun.)
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ummm awsome, welcome to the site......haha
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Sounds like someone is full of bull. Welcome to the Clan, and watch out for BigRedMan. Jack told me that BRM isn't allowed within 500 feet of any cattle ranches in Oklahoma anymore.
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RamsFanSam
Sounds like someone is full of bull. Welcome to the Clan, and watch out for BigRedMan. Jack told me that BRM isn't allowed within 500 feet of any cattle ranches in Oklahoma anymore.
Oh...It's not just Oklahoma anymore- They extended the boundaries to 500 feet from any person, place or town whose name ends in the suffix CATESSEN.
:):)
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RamsFanSam
Sounds like someone is full of bull. Welcome to the Clan, and watch out for BigRedMan. Jack told me that BRM isn't allowed within 500 feet of any cattle ranches in Oklahoma anymore.
Actually, BRM isn't allowed within 500 feet of Oklahoma.. The distance should be extended as he stands in Kansas and seend "wind" sweeping down the plains.
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AlphaRam
Actually, BRM isn't allowed within 500 feet of Oklahoma.. The distance should be extended as he stands in Kansas and seend "wind" sweeping down the plains.
What you are smelling is the stench of the Chiefs.
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Hey....I know what you thought you saw, but I was cow tipping that night. By the way...just what are you trying to tell me about my manly musk?
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My ex-wife is a cow, but I do not hold this against you.
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AlphaRam
My ex-wife is a cow, but I do not hold this against you.
You don't have to, she did it on her own with a smile on her face!
:)