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    I found these Dallas Cowboy jokes while searching for the answer to Mom's question in the Mock Draft thread. They are actually pretty funny. (don't worry, Mom, I will not post the answer to your question):

    Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
    The sheriff.


    Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
    It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.


    I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin...
    They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.


    The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on grass.


    How do you get a Cowboy to stand up?
    Say "Will the defendant please rise."


    Did you hear Dallas has petitioned the NFL to consider alternative colors for marking the field?
    Seems their players have a tough time passing up all those white lines.



    What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
    Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?


    The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new Honor system...
    Yes your Honor, No your Honor.


    The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.


    The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator...
    Johnny Cochran.


    How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
    Studying the Miranda Rights.

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    LOL

    CowboyHater is gonna LOVE these.....

    I heard that Tulsa is the windiest place on earth during football season, because the Cowboys suck and the Chiefs blow!!!
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    RAMS!

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    • #3
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      LOL

      Those were pretty funny.

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      • #4
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        Thanks for the laughs! I sure did enjoy them. Now it is time to crush, kill, destroy.

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by cowboyhater
          Thanks for the laughs! I sure did enjoy them. Now it is time to crush, kill, destroy.
          INDEED....
          sigpicThis is for Randy! GO BRM!

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          • #6
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            I've read those before and the're still funnyLOL

            Heres a Minnisota joke.What do you call a viking with a superBowl ring...........A thief.

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by psycho9985
              I've read those before and the're still funnyLOL

              Heres a Minnisota joke.What do you call a viking with a superBowl ring...........A thief.
              OUCH, dude! LOL
              sigpicThis is for Randy! GO BRM!

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by RamsFanSam
                LOL

                CowboyHater is gonna LOVE these.....

                I heard that Tulsa is the windiest place on earth during football season, because the Cowboys suck and the Chiefs blow!!!
                I live in a suburb of Tulsa - I can confirm Sam's statement.

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                • #9
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                  It got so quiet at the game that I was able to tell the one about 4 Cowboys in a car...who's driving? I even got a chuckle from a Rams staffer...

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