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    1. Theory #1. My sister was taken over by an alien. I called her a couple days ago and got a run down of the last few seconds in the Duke game. She is watching basketball now???? and she even sounds like she understands it. Weird.

    2. Theory #2 is from the alien sister. She thinks that Jake Delhomme got paid to throw the Seattle game. She thinks that he was throwing the ball to the Seattle players on purpose.

    What am I suppose to do with her? She is talking crazy.

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    Re: Two new conspiracy theories

    Get her to post it on the net and watch it become urban myth.


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      they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the
      facts of life.

      They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't
      get accidentally mashed and get a bad name for herself like "Hot Potato"
      and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud
      would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

      But on the other hand, she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato
      either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
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      When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
      for the hard boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France
      called the French Fries.

      And, when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't
      get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and
      wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds or the ones from the
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