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    With new footage of the Loch Ness monster circulating throughout the media, I have only one question:

    Where was Dez that day?

    For those of you who don't know, Dez (much as Kramer once did in the East River), regularly swims the Loch to stay physically fit. In fact, its been rumored that he gets 17 nautical miles to the pint (18 if its stout), and can hit speeds of 20-25 knots following a haggis dinner (think Jet Ski).

    Of course, his workouts are often interrupted by scientists and tourists -- what, with their constant gawking, photo-snapping, and attempts to capture him on sonar. Still, the crisp, cool, Loch waters give Dez his eternal youthful glow (he is, after all, 137 years old), so he tolerates the unwanted attention.





    On an unrelated note, I wanted to say good-bye to you all, as I have this strange feeling I'm about to be banned from this site.

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    AHEM . .................................................... now youve gone and done it, youve woken da monster ;)

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      Thanks AV, I thought that beast looked familiar.:8:bash:
      sigpic :ram::helmet:

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        OH my, it's DEZ looking for his midday snack....the horror....the horror
        Last edited by bigredman; -06-02-2007, 11:29 AM.

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          the actual photographs from loch ness are only a protrusion of one of dez's most noted body parts, infamous throughout the european theater for both its girth and length.

          ramming speed to all

          general counsel

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            Re: Where was Dez?

            Originally posted by bigredman View Post
            OH my, it's DEZ looking for his midday snack....the horror....the horror
            Looks like he's down a quart....:x











            Of stout that is!
            sigpic :ram::helmet:

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