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    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
    been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
    only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
    miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
    near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
    Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
    the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
    to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
    She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
    committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.



    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
    front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
    clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
    very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
    better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
    RnD

    GO RAMS!!

  • #2
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    That's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

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    • #3
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      I don't often get a good belly laugh, I did on that one .. Thanks for that !!!

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      • #4
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        That was a true LOL, that was hilarious man!
        Always and Forever a fan of the St. Louis Rams

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        • #5
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          Haha! That was a great story!.

          I'll keep that in mind

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            It's a Sunday morning and this elderly couple is at church again, like they are every Sunday. Well while sitting enjoying the sermon the wife leans over to her husband and whispers in his ear. Just wanted to warn you, I just let out an SBD. (Silent but deadly) The Husband leans back towards his wife and whispers you need to turn up your hearing-aid.
            sigpic :ram::helmet:

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            • #7
              Re: Laughter is the best medicine...

              Originally posted by laram0 View Post
              It's a Sunday morning and this elderly couple is at church again, like they are every Sunday. Well while sitting enjoying the sermon the wife leans over to her husband and whispers in his ear. Just wanted to warn you, I just let out an SBD. (Silent but deadly) The Husband leans back towards his wife and whispers you need to turn up your hearing-aid.



              Not so silent but deadly?
              RnD

              GO RAMS!!

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              • #8
                Re: Laughter is the best medicine...

                One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your behind.

                His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

                The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

                "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum in my underwear?"

                She replied with a snicker......

                It's not talcum powder........

                It's 'Miracle Grow'."
                sigpic :ram::helmet:

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                • #9
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                  Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had an addictive passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction. When it became apparent that she and her boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, ''He is such a sweet and gentle man, but I don't think he'll be able to tolerate my digestive disorders if I continue to eat beans. '' She therefore decided to make the supreme sacrifice and give up beans.

                  A year later her car broke down on her way home from work. As they lived in the country, she called her husband and told him she would be a bit late since she would be walking home. On the way, she encountered a small diner from which wafted the tantalizing aroma of baked beans -- it was more than she could stand. Since she still had a fair distance to walk, she felt confident that she could walk off any ill effects from her indulgence by the time she reached home. Therefore she entered the diner, and consumed several orders of baked beans.

                  By the time she arrived home, she was beginnning to regret her decision, however, her husband was excited to see her, exclaming delightedly, ''Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.'' He then blindfolded her and led her to a chair at the dining room table. Just as he was about to remove the blindfold the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned, and then went to answer the phone.

                  As the baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her, the pressure was becoming virtually unbearable. As soon as her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity to relieve her discomfort. Shifting her weight to one side, she let one go. Not only was it astonishingly loud, it was also malodorous in the extreme, so she took a napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for several more minutes. When the phone farewells indicated the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with the napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands demurely upon it, smiling contently to herself, she was the picture of innocence when her husband returned. Apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she had peeked and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold and revealed the twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a first Happy Anniversary!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Laughter is the best medicine...

                    Good stuff Maui.
                    sigpicMaybe not now, but soon.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Laughter is the best medicine...

                      It's getting ugly

                      This morning , from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's and Canada's supply of convenience store managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and Sprint customer service reps.

                      It's getting ugly!
                      sigpic :ram::helmet:

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