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  • My first 40+ Hour work week is over

    Yep thats right, my first 40 hour work week is over.


    I work at a resturant washing Dishes and work at my uncles Campground in the office and mowing lawn, and what not.


    I worked 12 hours friday and it sucked.


    Anwyas just thought so you guys who don't think I have a live and no job know t hat I do.

  • #2
    Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

    Way to go buddy. What are you going to do with that shiny new quarter your Uncle gave you?

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    • #3
      Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

      Hey, BRM, remember 40 hour weeks? LOL

      RF16, this is a good thing for you. Just think, your whole life you've either been in school, or waiting for school to start back up in the fall. Now, you'll be too busy to think about school until summer's over!
      Next step is college, trying to hold down 16 hours a semester, working part-time, studying, and all-nighters so you can pass those tough exams.
      Then comes the college graduation! Finally, some time for yourself! Nothing to do but send out resumes, go to interviews, fret over the student loan payments, and then you realize that unless you want to live in your parent's basement until you are 40, you have to get a job.
      If you're lucky, maybe you can find a job working at a resturant washing dishes, and work at your uncle's campground in the office, and mowing lawns, and what not.
      Just don't settle for the 'communications and liberal arts majors' job....you know what I mean, the guy at McDonalds who says "Ya want fries with that?"
      After you meet the right girl, settle down, and start a family, your wife will want you to get a real job, because you will have to provide for her, and you can't do that in your basement room. So, back to the job search.
      Around age 30, you'll wonder why the degree you earned doesn't translate into the money you want. It's simple economics...you don't own the company. So, to make up for the financial shortfall, you work 60-70 hour weeks, try to spend time with the wife and kids, and live on 4 hours sleep a night.
      Around age 40, you are told by your doctor to slow down, you'll be overweight, have high blood pressure, and going bald fast.
      THEN....you can decide that a 40-hour week is just what you want. Of course, by then, you'll be too run down to enjoy a normal life.

      So, enjoy it now, RF16...life will never be this good again!
      temp_4394_1467243487543_20
      RAMS!

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      • #4
        Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

        I've NEVER had a 40 hours work week. I WISH I knew what one was like. Reps to you my model of funnymen. My 22 year old daughter is already complaining about how work sucks, and what was the hassle of getting a degree if you can't get paid what she believes its worth. Ha....love it. My 20 year old son just can't handle how having to work cuts into his social life. This coming from a kid who couldn't wait to get out of high school. I can't wait until they have kids and they become teenagers. Revenge will be mine!!!!
        Last edited by bigredman; -07-02-2006, 05:37 PM.

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        • #5
          Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

          Congrats rams16, that is truly something to be proud of. By the way, wait until you get your first paycheck and like so many before you, you ask that magic question "WHO THE HECK IS FICA and where did all my money go!"

          Ramming speed to all

          general counsel

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            Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

            Originally posted by general counsel
            Congrats rams16, that is truly something to be proud of. By the way, wait until you get your first paycheck and like so many before you, you ask that magic question "WHO THE HECK IS FICA and where did all my money go!"

            Ramming speed to all

            general counsel
            I get paid CASH one, check the other.

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            • #7
              Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

              Originally posted by RamsFan16
              I get paid CASH one, check the other.
              Now that you have announced this, I'm sure the IRS will be sending you an invitation to an audit.:tongue:
              temp_4394_1467243487543_20
              RAMS!

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              • #8
                Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

                Anyways I think I have tomorrow off thank god and hopefully Wednsday. Tomorrow me and some friends are going to make a video of us playin Bball!

                I'll keep you updated!

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                • #9
                  Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

                  It will be cool to see you get dunked on RF16. We should put it in the premium forum. How many new people would join to see that?

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                  • #10
                    Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

                    No, I do the dunking ON. Hopefully it'll be made tomorrow though.

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                    • #11
                      Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

                      We shall soon see my young friend. Should we expect a Kobe type performance, or will you pass the ball every once in a while? Should be interesting.

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                      • #12
                        Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

                        You're 16 and you can dunk? How high is the rim?

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                        • #13
                          Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

                          Originally posted by Nick
                          You're 16 and you can dunk? How high is the rim?
                          I can dunk 9' 5" but my friends can't so we play on 8'6" which is coo because its easier to dunk on em'.


                          We Play 21 not teams.

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                          • #14
                            Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

                            You're 16 and you can dunk? How high is the rim?
                            I am sure if this alleged footage ever makes it online, the cameraman will be crouched down to give the illusion of a 10 foot goal, when in reality it is 8 foot high. Kinda like WWE camera people when "giant" wrestlers come out. LOL

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                            • #15
                              Re: My first 40+ Hour work week is over

                              Originally posted by Bruce=GOAT
                              Kinda like WWE camera people when "giant" wrestlers come out.
                              Have uve seen The Great Khali?!?!

                              Hes HUGE!!! Really Huge. have uve seen rey step up to him? Khalis like 3 and a half feet taller than him
                              Last edited by RamsFan4ever; -07-03-2006, 08:29 AM.

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