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  • I saw this Picture and thought ?

    Put your captions under here

    Keeping the Rams Nation Talking

  • #2
    "Damn, that cold sore on my lip ain't going away. I think that chick last night gave me some kind of Vinackular Disease"


    • #3
      "I'm gonna have to go to the Doctor and get me some of that Pimpacilin"


      • #4
        you guys aren't playing fair:upset:

        i'm gonna take my ball and go home


        • #5
          I think i need a new face cage ........................ :rolleyes:

          Keeping the Rams Nation Talking


          • #6
            What was that Bad Manners song?
            "Lip up fatty?"


            • #7

              "Adam Timmerman was making fun of me "


              • #8
                Ha-ha-ha-ha! Great shot Dez!

                "Mmmmff! Rams goin' to da Super One again -- and we're not!"


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