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"Damn, that cold sore on my lip ain't going away. I think that chick last night gave me some kind of Vinackular Disease" -
"I'm gonna have to go to the Doctor and get me some of that Pimpacilin"Comment
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you guys aren't playing fair:upset:
i'm gonna take my ball and go home
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I think i need a new face cage ........................ :rolleyes:
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What was that Bad Manners song?
"Lip up fatty?"Comment
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HAAA
"Adam Timmerman was making fun of me "Comment
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Ha-ha-ha-ha! Great shot Dez!
"Mmmmff! Rams goin' to da Super One again -- and we're not!"
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AlphaRam was ill,
the day the Earth stood still,
but he told us where we stand...
Science fiction, double feature
BigRedMan...such a creature
See kilts a flying,
Vomit splatter
Shield your eyes,
it doesn't matter
At the late night, double feature, picture show...
"Janet?"
"Yes, Randall?"
"I really love that special way..."
"Yes"
"You fan your gas with your skirt that way!"
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
"I'm lucky! You're lucky! We're all lucky! Ha ha ha !"
I remember going to Ft Worth
Driving to the airport when
The misdirection would hit me and Lynne was calling
Not to the airport again...
Not to the airport again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
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How do you do, I see you met my, faithful garbage man
He just a little brought down
because when you knocked,
He thought you the man from Glad
Don't get strung out
by the way I look,
Don't judge a book by it's cov-ov-over
I'm a hairy man by the light of day
and by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet BigRedMan..from Stockton, Californ -yah-ah
Let's go up to the lab,
and iron my kilt on the slab
OK, I don't know how he pulled this off...
You better wise up, Randy Weiss,
You better wise up, build them thighs up!
Master, we have a visitor.
Dr Randy von Scott!
My friends,
Randy hasn't been the same since we were in Dallas last year to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show when we also went to see the Rams play the Cowgirls. He now makes us call him RandyFurter when we talk on the phone.
And crawling on Randy's face
Some insects call the human race.
Lost in time,
and lost in space...
...and in meaning...
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Someone please find the article by Sam Shields today in The Players Tribune online and post it to this site. It is one of the most inspirational, emotional and moving articles i have ever read. Shields describes his battles with concussions and his road back to the NFL in a way that is extremely moving and real. I am now a GINORMOUS Sam Shields fan.
Ramming speed to all
general counsel-10-26-2018, 01:37 PM -
...my time.
Time for a little post-debacle rambling, if may be so indulgent...
I, like most of you, have a lot going on in my life. Family, kids, work, hobbies, etc.
My time is valuable.
So where do the Rams fit in all of that?
The Rams are a distraction. Entertainment. A whimsical interlude between the moments that really matter.
I am a fan. I have been for decades. That's not going to change.
But I'm not a true fanatic. Not at this point in my life, when I'm several years older than the oldest player on the team.
When the distraction.... the entertainment... the whimsical interlude becomes instead a source of embarrassment, hopelessness, and stress...
Well, at that point, is ceases to be something worth the allocation of my precious time.
So... where does that leave me?
Next Sunday, when the Rams play the Seahawks... maybe I won't glue myself to Red Zone. Maybe I'll ride my bike, or go to the gym, or see a movie.
We'll see. We'll see what Sunday brings.
The week after that, I've got tickets to see the Rams play the Bucs. I'll be there. Heck, I may even bring my optimism with me.
But... at some point...
I'm not sure this version of the Rams, with these coaches, and these players, is worth too much of my time.
Maybe I'm just getting a little old for all of this.
Maybe the years of futility are finally catching up with me (I can just hear a few of you saying... "yes... come to the dark side!... let the hate flow through you..."
)
I'll always be around... watching... lurking... waiting... hoping...
But active fandom for this team?
It doesn't seem to be worth my time right now.
Maybe tomorrow....-09-13-2016, 07:00 AM -
So what is your favorite Pink Floyd song?
If you cannot just pick a song, how about an album?
Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
Come on, now.
I hear youre feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
Ok.
Just a little pinprick. [ping]
Therell be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. good.
Thatll keep you going for the show.
Come on its time to go.
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb....-02-14-2007, 07:32 PM -
Sorry...I can't resist.
The Ballad of Gore and Jackson (to the tune of Oops, I did it again...)
I think I dropped it again
I made you believe
we're going for a win
oh baby baby
it might look like a rush
but it doesnt mean
that I'm serious
cause to lose all my grip
that is just so typically me
oh baby baby
CHORUS:
oops I dropped it again
I played like a kid
I lost us the game
oh baby baby
oops!...you think I'm so good
that I'm sent from above
I'm not that competent
you see my problem is this
I'm fumbling away
wishing that stickum truly exists
I cry watching my plays
cant you see I'm a tool
in so many ways
but to lose all my grip
that is just so typically me
oh baby baby
REPEAT CHORUS:
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"Jackson and Gore"
"Alex, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"oh its beautiful, but wait a miniute, isnt this... ?"
"yes it is"
"but I saw our wide reciever drop it onto the turf once again"
"well baby, I went down and dropped it for you"
"oh you shouldnt have"
oops!... I dropped it again, I'm not too smart
I lost us the game, oh baby baby
oops!... you think I'm so good
that I'm sent from above
im not that competent-07-08-2007, 07:23 AM
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