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    Dez, thanks from all of us for facilitating and sponsoring the Clan on this great new board.

    Rumours and innuendo abound regarding your history as a rams fan. Could you please provide those of us who are unaware of your roots with a brief bio. Are you originally from Scotland? Are you really a former british open golf champion?

    Thanks again for enabling all of us to share our views and analysis of the Rams.

    ramming speed to all

    general counsel

  • #2
    Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

    I will, just give me a few days to sort some site stuff out ;)

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    • #3
      Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

      Dez is from England. Or something. :redface:

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      • #4
        Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

        Originally posted by TheDeacon
        Dez is from England. Or something. :redface:

        Oh, youve gone and done it now



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        • #5
          Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

          Originally posted by RamDez
          Oh, youve gone and done it now


          Uh-oh. I may be the first ClanRam memeber to be banned back to The Backsiders.:rolleyes:

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          • #6
            Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

            Originally posted by TheDeacon
            Uh-oh. I may be the first ClanRam memeber to be banned back to The Backsiders.:rolleyes:
            the Backsiders LOL

            We dont ban members, we make them moderators :1:

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            • #7
              Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

              Here's the way I heard it:
              A LONG TIME
              AGO IN A GALAXY
              FAR, FAR AWAY...
              Oh wait, that's another story altogether. Let me dig a little more, as I'm sure Dez's lawyers are counseling him even as we post to keep mum about this whole "history" thing, lest The Evil Backsiders find some toehold against him.

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              • #8
                Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

                Many, many years ago, Dez was a young lad in a humble Shire just North of Ben Nevis. After reaching the appropriate age, he was initiated into his Clan's rites of manhood. Soon thereafter, a battle came to his lands. In battle, Dez fought bravely but was struck down by a massive black clad warrior who appeared to be from another land. However, while the wound appeared to be surely mortal, he did not die. His superstitious Clansmen, fearing this was the product of witchcraft or some other black magic, drove him from his lands and into exile. There, he met a strange horseman with a Spanish name, claiming to be from Egypt. This stranger explained that, in a way, they were "brothers"...


                Wait...

                That's Highlander.

                What is Dez's story?

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                • #9
                  Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

                  Someone told me that he was cloned, like in the movie sleeper. This would account for his immortality. I also heard that he was instrumental at Yalta.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

                    OK, I've found it now...




                    In the late 20th century, Scotland's web king has died, and left no heir. Ruthless webmaster King Backsider I seizes the throne, thus demanding the allegiance of the unwilling Scots. Dez, whose ClanRam is attacked in retaliation for his opposition to the King, vows to avenge the usurption by leading his ragged army of fellow Scots against overwhelming odds and a powerful Backsiders army.



                    His courageous group of volunteers is outnumbered and poorly equipped, but their devotion to their cause attracts the attention of nobleman Dod the Ram. Dod and other Scottish nobles are wary of fighting against Backsider, since they have been allowed to keep their premium membership; it takes the continued determination of Dez and his growing number of men to slowly gain their support.



                    Backsider's daughter-in-law, Princess Moira, is duped into delivering a message to Dez for a peaceful surrender; meanwhile, he has already ordered troops to trap the unsuspecting Scots. Horrified that she has been tricked, the Princess sends her servant to alarm Dez. Unsatisfied in her marriage and attracted to Dez's noble cause, she becomes his lover and ally. Dez is eventually captured and mercilessly quartered, leaving his men without a leader. The army gathers to surrender to the English. Guilt-stricken and tormented, Dod the Ram vows not to let Dez die in vain, and leads the heroic Scots into the final battle that wins their freedom from the Evil Backsider Horde.


                    The Dez we know now is a kindly ghost, flitting back and forth across the mists of the Internet, lending HTML help to the poor, and aiding the enemies of King Backsider in all their endeavo(u)rs.

                    At least that's how I remember it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

                      Avenger, pending Dez's response and given the various theories being bandied about, i suggest you post one of your creative polls regarding the origin of Dez as a rams fan and spiritual leader to the Clan.

                      I heard he was involved in the original identification of the Loch Ness Monster.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

                        Dez is a Rams fan?

                        Trout

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                        • #13
                          Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

                          Is our Dez the same Dez as the studly well endowed character in the movie Desparetely Seeking Susan starring Madonna? Rumour has it that after every Rams score Dez can be seen rocking to the tune "Get into the Groove"

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                          • #14
                            Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

                            they'll never take our FREEDOM

                            or is that one of Dez's lines?
                            maybe I just get to say
                            1314

                            Dez the kindly ghost, yeh I like that one, til the size tens kick me up the backside :O

                            FREEEEEEDOM
                            :helmet:
                            GO CLAYMORES : DEAD BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

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                            • #15
                              Re: Dez, please tell us your history as a Rams fan

                              Dez...

                              Isn't he a character in "That 70s Show?" Oh, wait... that's "Fez."

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                                Message to Dez
                                by Guest
                                Dez, you need to delete your inbox, the system will not allow anyone to send you a private message, it says you are out of space. I am trying to send you an email regarding logistics for the rams game in atlanta this coming weekend.

                                ramming speed to you and mrs. dez

                                general counsel
                                -09-12-2004, 06:42 PM
                              • AvengerRam_old
                                Where was Dez?
                                by AvengerRam_old
                                With new footage of the Loch Ness monster circulating throughout the media, I have only one question:

                                Where was Dez that day?

                                For those of you who don't know, Dez (much as Kramer once did in the East River), regularly swims the Loch to stay physically fit. In fact, its been rumored that he gets 17 nautical miles to the pint (18 if its stout), and can hit speeds of 20-25 knots following a haggis dinner (think Jet Ski).

                                Of course, his workouts are often interrupted by scientists and tourists -- what, with their constant gawking, photo-snapping, and attempts to capture him on sonar. Still, the crisp, cool, Loch waters give Dez his eternal youthful glow (he is, after all, 137 years old), so he tolerates the unwanted attention.





                                On an unrelated note, I wanted to say good-bye to you all, as I have this strange feeling I'm about to be banned from this site.
                                -06-01-2007, 10:01 AM
                              • RamWraith
                                Dez is on it--Remain calm
                                by RamWraith
                                I have been in contact with Dez this morning. He is working on fixing the site. Things should be returning to normal in just a while. It is taking a little bit more time because the Hacks removed his RamDez name. Be patient!!! :frown:
                                -04-01-2006, 05:37 AM
                              • AvengerRam_old
                                Where's Dez?
                                by AvengerRam_old
                                Throughout the vast reaches of the world, Ram fans everywhere are wondering?

                                Where' is Dez?

                                Indeed, his presence has been absent for so long, some have started to wonder if he truly exists. Perhaps, he is the latest in urban legends, much like the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster.

                                Others disagree, relying on this classic photograph as proof that Dez is, in fact, real:


                                Is this photograph evidence of the existence of Dez, or is it just a cruel hoax?

                                You decide......
                                A real, but camera-shy, nocturnal creature rarely seen by man.
                                43.33%
                                13
                                An urban legend like Sasquatch or the Chupacabra.
                                56.67%
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                                -08-30-2010, 12:32 PM
                              • AvengerRam_old
                                The Story of Dez
                                by AvengerRam_old
                                Once upon a time, there was a nice Scottish lad named Dez...



                                He enjoyed the lovely lochs of his homeland...


                                And loved a good pint...



                                But, somehow... it wasn't enough. Then, one day, he saw his first American football game...



                                And he was hooked. So he travelled South through England, and then set sail for America...



                                It was a long and arduous journey, filled with peril...



                                But, eventually, he reached the shores of the United States...



                                Where he became one of the greatest Ram fans of all time, and started the ClanRam...



                                And while, he's escaped the confines of his childhood world, he has found that other things have tied him down...



                                So, when you see him, make sure you tell him how much you appreciate him, and all he has done for us!



                                The end....
                                -11-19-2004, 11:11 AM
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