Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The Real Origin of RamDez

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • The Real Origin of RamDez

    You asked for it...
    14
    Got bored pulling off Nessie hoax; moved on to internet.
    7.14%
    1
    Love for highland sheep and American football...
    35.71%
    5
    Now you know what Sean Connery does undercover with his spare time.
    0.00%
    0
    Is, in reality, the Dezotron 2000 cyborg.
    0.00%
    0
    Just biding his time until he reassumes his role as the ruler of Skye.
    14.29%
    2
    Needed something to do with free time while living off royalties from inventing haggis.
    28.57%
    4
    He was raised in the rugged mountains of the extreme North of Scotland with one purpose: to destroy AvengerRam.
    14.29%
    2

  • #2
    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    The rumor I heard was that Dez had time to spare while awaiting production of Braveheart 2: The return of Wallace.

    Dez is scheduled to be Gibson's stunt double for the next "bare butt to the English" scene.

    "You can take our lives, but you'll never take our sequel!"
    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    Comment


    • #3
      Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

      Originally posted by HUbison
      The rumor I heard was that Dez had time to spare while awaiting production of Braveheart 2: The return of Wallace.

      Dez is scheduled to be Gibson's stunt double for the next "bare butt to the English" scene.

      "You can take our lives, but you'll never take our sequel!"

      LOL :1: :mask:

      __________________________________________________________
      Keeping the Rams Nation Talking

      Comment


      • #4
        Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

        avenger, before i vote, i need clarification on one of the choices. What specifically are you referring to when you mention Dez's "love of sheep." If you mean what i think you mean, that will influence my vote dramatically. In tune with the woody allen analogy, there is a scene from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex that illustrates this issue quite clearly.

        Thanks for the poll, i knew you would add some significant color to the Dez background choices. I wonder how long Dez will allow us to continue to speculate before he provides us with actual data.

        I think I saw Dez in an early 1970's episode of McMillan and Wife that pertainied to the murder of a lair in a castle in scotland. Dez was the good looking detective bringing truth and justice to an unfortunate situation. He was also seen in that episode engaging in relations of a potentially carnal nature with susan st jamesm who was quite a goddess in her day (looked a lot like angie harmon, but her husband was a lot better in pass coverage, especially in the playoffs).

        ramming speed to all

        general counsel

        Comment


        • #5
          Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

          While Dez respects and admires the hearty breed of highland sheep, that's as far as it goes.

          Comment


          • #6
            Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

            Ohhh GC ...

            You really ought not thank AvengerMania. Since he feels comfortable posting the poll in this forum instead of the "Polls Forum" he obviously doesn't need any more encouragement. This is what I ask for ...

            Comment


            • #7
              Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

              I was going to do an "Origin of Adarian" poll, but I feared that "Scientific Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong" would win by a unanimous vote. :tongue:

              Comment


              • #8
                Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

                Originally posted by adarian_too
                Ohhh GC ...

                You really ought not thank AvengerMania. Since he feels comfortable posting the poll in this forum instead of the "Polls Forum" he obviously doesn't need any more encouragement. This is what I ask for ...
                the Polls forum is a moderated forum. A poll posted on that forum shows up on the ClanRam front page. We keep that for more football related topics ;)

                __________________________________________________________
                Keeping the Rams Nation Talking

                Comment


                • #9
                  Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

                  Originally posted by AvengerRam
                  I was going to do an "Origin of Adarian" poll, but I feared that "Scientific Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong" would win by a unanimous vote. :tongue:
                  Two points AvengerManiac - since we know you delete posts that don't agree with you, I'll conceed the vote would be unanimous. 2nd - there is nothing scientific about the experimentation.

                  As for Dez's point about keeping that forum for more footbal related topics, I won't try to keep up with what goes where. My head does enough spinning just maintaining self-experimentation.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

                    I delete posts that don't agree with me? LOL. If that were true, there'd be some posters here with zero undeleted posts.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

                      My guess is that RamDez is probably just another Horny old goat like so many of us Rams fans.

                      Long Live The Horns!!

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

                        My guess is that RamDez is probably just another Horny old goat like so many of us Rams fans
                        "Ram Fans, Horny and Looking to Score" ! :redface:
                        JUST WIN ONE FOR THE FANS
                        :ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram:

                        "HIT HARD, HIT FAST, AND HIT OFTEN"
                        Adm. William "Bull" Halsey

                        Comment

                        Related Topics

                        Collapse

                        • RamWraith
                          Dez is on it--Remain calm
                          by RamWraith
                          I have been in contact with Dez this morning. He is working on fixing the site. Things should be returning to normal in just a while. It is taking a little bit more time because the Hacks removed his RamDez name. Be patient!!! :frown:
                          -04-01-2006, 05:37 AM
                        • AvengerRam_old
                          The Story of Dez
                          by AvengerRam_old
                          Once upon a time, there was a nice Scottish lad named Dez...



                          He enjoyed the lovely lochs of his homeland...


                          And loved a good pint...



                          But, somehow... it wasn't enough. Then, one day, he saw his first American football game...



                          And he was hooked. So he travelled South through England, and then set sail for America...



                          It was a long and arduous journey, filled with peril...



                          But, eventually, he reached the shores of the United States...



                          Where he became one of the greatest Ram fans of all time, and started the ClanRam...



                          And while, he's escaped the confines of his childhood world, he has found that other things have tied him down...



                          So, when you see him, make sure you tell him how much you appreciate him, and all he has done for us!



                          The end....
                          -11-19-2004, 11:11 AM
                        • AvengerRam_old
                          Where was Dez?
                          by AvengerRam_old
                          With new footage of the Loch Ness monster circulating throughout the media, I have only one question:

                          Where was Dez that day?

                          For those of you who don't know, Dez (much as Kramer once did in the East River), regularly swims the Loch to stay physically fit. In fact, its been rumored that he gets 17 nautical miles to the pint (18 if its stout), and can hit speeds of 20-25 knots following a haggis dinner (think Jet Ski).

                          Of course, his workouts are often interrupted by scientists and tourists -- what, with their constant gawking, photo-snapping, and attempts to capture him on sonar. Still, the crisp, cool, Loch waters give Dez his eternal youthful glow (he is, after all, 137 years old), so he tolerates the unwanted attention.





                          On an unrelated note, I wanted to say good-bye to you all, as I have this strange feeling I'm about to be banned from this site.
                          -06-01-2007, 10:01 AM
                        • AvengerRam_old
                          Where's Dez?
                          by AvengerRam_old
                          Throughout the vast reaches of the world, Ram fans everywhere are wondering?

                          Where' is Dez?

                          Indeed, his presence has been absent for so long, some have started to wonder if he truly exists. Perhaps, he is the latest in urban legends, much like the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster.

                          Others disagree, relying on this classic photograph as proof that Dez is, in fact, real:


                          Is this photograph evidence of the existence of Dez, or is it just a cruel hoax?

                          You decide......
                          A real, but camera-shy, nocturnal creature rarely seen by man.
                          43.33%
                          13
                          An urban legend like Sasquatch or the Chupacabra.
                          56.67%
                          17
                          -08-30-2010, 12:32 PM
                        • RamWraith
                          Yes!
                          by RamWraith
                          Back up and and running...

                          I was starting to go through withdrawls...good to see you all again
                          -01-10-2002, 09:57 AM
                        Working...
                        X