Write a fortune cookie message...

[AvengerRam_old]

The Rams are at your Chinese restaurant. You have the ability to customize fortune cookie messages. What do you write?

Orlando Pace - "Long term security is a more certain path to happiness than short term gain."

Mike Martz - "He who hesitates is lost."

Marshall Faulk - "To teach is not to admit that you can no longer do."

Leonard Little - "Call a cab."

Any others?

[HUbison]

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Kennedy & Pickett - Want fries with that?

[elAcky]

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The wraith of god will fall on those that solicit in Florida.

[evil disco man]

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Kyle Turley - "That which you said to the world, say to yourself, and everyone will prosper."

Jimmy Kennedy - "Be gluttonous until you are stuffed, and you will stuff the enemy."

[RamWraith]

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I had to step in before Coy Bacon did. *LOL* And for those that don't know what a wraith is.

Wraith (pronounced wrAthe-and where my names comes from)- is a ghost or specter

Wrath (in which elAcky is referring to)-is intense anger

Sorry I got a lot of crap from ferter for the name change. Like he has any room to talk *LOL*.

The wraith of god will fall on those that solicit in Florida.

[AvengerRam_old]

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Well, if we're going to nitpick... while in England, lawyers are called solicitors and barristers, the term "solicit," does not have apply to a lawyer in the U.S. Indeed, "solicitation" is prohibitted by most state bars.

Of course, maybe elAcky was not referring to me, but rather was referring to street hookers in Jacksonville.

I hate to be presumptuous.

[AvengerRam_old]

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To get this thread back on topic, here's a few more...

Marc Bulger - "We can only be ourselves."

Pisa Tinoisamoa - "I think that running back made a disparaging remark about your mother."

Dane Looker "Laces out."

[coy bacon]

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I love having the wraith of God falling on me. He ain't heavy, he's my Brother.

[RamWraith]

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YES!!

I get to correct Coy Bacon as well!! You are slipping my friend *LOL*.

wrath not wraith. Coy has 2 mistakes within a week.

I love having the wraith of God falling on me. He ain't heavy, he's my Brother.

[28rulz]

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Faulk- Hold tight to what you are given, that will bring you great joy!

Little- A bad choice will haunt you.

Bulger- Learn, throw, and prosper.

[RamsFanSam]

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Wohlabaugh - "If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, try again. If not, you just helped make a touchdown..."