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I'll admit upfront ... I wish I had thought of some of these ... but just to take the edge off the insanity anyways .. for your review:
Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"
Q: How do you keep a St. Louis Rams player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado?
A: Edward D. Jones Dome - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: Why doesn't East St. Louis have a professional football team?
A: Because then St. Louis would want one.
Q: Why was Martz upset when the Rams playbook was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The St. Louis Rams
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and opossums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: How can you tell when the St. Louis Rams were going to run the football?
A: Warner left the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"
Q: How do you keep a St. Louis Rams player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado?
A: Edward D. Jones Dome - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: Why doesn't East St. Louis have a professional football team?
A: Because then St. Louis would want one.
Q: Why was Martz upset when the Rams playbook was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The St. Louis Rams
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and opossums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: How can you tell when the St. Louis Rams were going to run the football?
A: Warner left the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Yes my rams they are not yours anymore! I am repossessing all ram ties to you. you... you... you yoa :tongue: ha ha ha ha ha ha gotcha! Actually I am printing these out they are hilarious. :redface:
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