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    I know I will get crap for this, but they are kind of funny, as much as I hate them. Sorry if I offend anyone :-(

    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

    A: The St. Louis Rams.

    Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?

    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

    Q: How do you keep a St. Louis Ram out of your yard?

    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in St. Louis in case of tornado?

    A: To the Dome - they never get a touchdown there.

    Q: What do you call a Seahawk with a SuperBowl ring?

    A: A thief.

    Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?

    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and possums have in common?

    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

  • #2
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    funny stuff,thats the kind of thing you get when the team sucks.I am sure we have all had fun at the expense of someone elses crappy team.

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    • #3
      Re: Ram humor

      Those are actually pretty creative. The dollar bill one is my favorite for this season specifically.
      I believe!:ram:

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      • #4
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        The dollar bill joke is too close to the truth. Good stuff Wraith.
        JUST WIN ONE FOR THE FANS
        :ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram::ram:

        "HIT HARD, HIT FAST, AND HIT OFTEN"
        Adm. William "Bull" Halsey

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        • #5
          Re: Ram humor

          Heee-he-heee. LOL ... it kind of makes sense.


          Funny. Sadly. :\

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          • #6
            Re: Ram humor

            Turning lemons into lemonade.... much easier to swallow.

            At this point in this wonderful season, a little humor goes a long way.

            Maineram -

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            • #7
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              creative stuff...lol

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              • #8
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                Ineptitude is inetitude, if you cannot laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?

                I, personally, liked the Possum one....
                RnD

                GO RAMS!!

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                • #9
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                  Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?

                  A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

                  OH GOD! SAD BUT TRUE...
                  Always and Forever a fan of the St. Louis Rams

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                  • #10
                    Re: Ram humor

                    Originally posted by RamWraith View Post
                    I know I will get crap for this, but they are kind of funny, as much as I hate them. Sorry if I offend anyone :-(

                    Q: What do you call a Seahawk with a SuperBowl ring?

                    A: A thief.
                    Love the Freudian slip there...
                    This space for rent...

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