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  • #1

    Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

    ...is to write lyrics to the tune of Michelle Branch's "1,000 Miles" to celebrate my 1,000th post on ClanRam (if you have a better song featuring the number one thousand, go for it... I couldn't come up with anything off the top of my head).

    You may begin... now. :king:
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  • #2
    Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

    Oh man, now I'm getting requests! :redface:


    I may not get to it right away, but I'll see what I can do.

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    • #3
      Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

      As long as I don't pass another milestone any time soon, take your time. ;)

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      • #4
        Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

        What a milestone! You're up to 1,002! I don't know what I'm gonna do when you hit 1,004!

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        • #5
          Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

          Okay... first of all, I'm not that familiar with the song (which after I looked it up, I realized is actually by Vanessa Carlton)... but here goes...


          1,000 SEILs

          Coming from Morgantown
          Typing fast,
          Conveying thoughts the keys he'll pound.

          Starin' blankly ahead,
          Throughout the day,
          And more and more his posts abound.

          And some heed you,
          While some dis you.
          But here's your number…

          When we log on there is this guy
          He's here every time,
          And that is why
          That you know we've read a thousand SEILs
          But he's a Ram fan true…
          That's right.

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          • #6
            Avenger,

            Here's One For You, Avenger !!
            Or At Least -- This Is What I Thought Of -- With The Number 1000


            1000 Beautiful Things -- Lyrics -- by Annie Lennox



            Every day I write the list
            Of reasons why I still believe they do exist
            (a thousand beautiful things)
            And even though it's hard to see
            The glass is full and not half empty
            (a thousand beautiful things)
            So... light me up like the sun
            To cool down with your rain
            I never want to close my eyes again
            Never close my eyes
            Never close my eyes

            I thank you for the air to breathe
            The heart to beat
            The eyes to see again
            (a thousand beautiful things)
            And all the things that's been and done
            The battle's won
            The good and bad in everyone
            (this is mine to remember)
            So ...
            Here I go again
            Singin' by your window
            Pickin' up the pieces of what's left to find

            The world was meant for you and me
            To figure out our destiny
            (a thousand beautiful things)
            To live
            To die
            To breathe
            To sleep
            To try to make your life complete
            (yes yes)
            So ...
            Light me up like the sun
            To cool down with your rain
            I never want to close my eyes again
            Never close my eyes
            never close my eyes ...
            That is everything I have to say
            (that's all I have to say)

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            • #7
              Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

              Are you guys insane?

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              • #8
                Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

                I don't think I am, and neither does Jerry, the 7 foot purple talking mudskipper that works in my office as a paralegal.

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                • #9
                  Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

                  Probably, but I'm lovin' every minute of it. :redface:

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                  • #10
                    Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

                    And I suppose now you guys are humming to yourselves Billy Joel's lyrics "you may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic they're looking for"?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

                      Now that would just be silly.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

                        Crazy? That would be like Rediculous Day at the deli. Where prices were so low, they were rediculous.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Avenger, your mission if you choose to accept it...

                          Originally posted by ZigZagRam
                          Crazy? That would be like Rediculous Day at the deli. Where prices were so low, they were rediculous.
                          That one was just on the other night.

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