Halloween has come early for the Rams this year. The Rams, in desparate search for talent, have raided the grave yard of football non-entities. Randall, Dishman, Seahorn, Landeada, Marmie ... all dead men walking ....
In an effort to extract the most value from the collection of rotting flesh, the Rams' FO has taken out full-page ads in Haitian papers seeking a Voodoo Practioner. In a tacit admission that they do not have much experience in directing zombies, the FO is seeking someone to put stickpins in voodoo dolls to keep this cast of characters' pretensions of being alive intact.
Interested applicants are encouraged to send their tarot cards to Georgia for a preliminary reading ...
In an effort to extract the most value from the collection of rotting flesh, the Rams' FO has taken out full-page ads in Haitian papers seeking a Voodoo Practioner. In a tacit admission that they do not have much experience in directing zombies, the FO is seeking someone to put stickpins in voodoo dolls to keep this cast of characters' pretensions of being alive intact.
Interested applicants are encouraged to send their tarot cards to Georgia for a preliminary reading ...
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