NEWSFLASH - Help Wanted Sign Posted by FO: Rams in search of Voodoo Practioner

[adarian_too]

Halloween has come early for the Rams this year. The Rams, in desparate search for talent, have raided the grave yard of football non-entities. Randall, Dishman, Seahorn, Landeada, Marmie ... all dead men walking ....

In an effort to extract the most value from the collection of rotting flesh, the Rams' FO has taken out full-page ads in Haitian papers seeking a Voodoo Practioner. In a tacit admission that they do not have much experience in directing zombies, the FO is seeking someone to put stickpins in voodoo dolls to keep this cast of characters' pretensions of being alive intact.

Interested applicants are encouraged to send their tarot cards to Georgia for a preliminary reading ...

[general counsel]

Re: NEWSFLASH - Help Wanted Sign Posted by FO: Rams in search of Voodoo Practioner

Dont forget nutten. In football terms, he was as dead as julius ceasar. I still say we should have signed Big Jackie when pace was out.

general counsel

[RamWraith]

Re: NEWSFLASH - Help Wanted Sign Posted by FO: Rams in search of Voodoo Practioner

What did you want them to do??

When the season started our line was in pretty good shape and so was our defensive backfield. I am not sure what other options there were. At least bringing in vets they know the game and the coaching staff didn't need to spend 3 weeks on explaining how to tie your shoes. All in all for what has happened to this team the last few weeks, I can't complain about the moves they made.

P.S. - I really like Dishman! The guy has heart and wants to succeed. The position was an upgrade to me. Also, McCollum at center is a better fit than guard. This line will be better than last year by week 5.

[Yodude]

Re: NEWSFLASH - Help Wanted Sign Posted by FO: Rams in search of Voodoo Practioner

In an effort to extract the most value from the collection of rotting flesh,

My guess would be that in a secret negotiating session, Georgia has sold the team to the Umbrella Corporation. The Rams are now an integral part of their Nemesis Project.

[general counsel]

Re: NEWSFLASH - Help Wanted Sign Posted by FO: Rams in search of Voodoo Practioner

Jason, i wasnt being critical at all, i like the moves as well. I especially like Big Dish. As i previously posted, i believe dishman will be a material upgrade over mccollom at guard, more of an upgrade than the downgrade of wohlahaugh to mccollom at center might be.

ramming speed to all

general counsel

[coy bacon]

Re: NEWSFLASH - Help Wanted Sign Posted by FO: Rams in search of Voodoo Practioner

Now that was funny Adarian! And original to boot. Thank you. Ahhh, how I appreciate a creative sense of humor.

And yes, I got the pun in the punter's name. :-)

[adarian_too]

Re: NEWSFLASH - Help Wanted Sign Posted by FO: Rams in search of Voodoo Practioner

What did you want them to do?

I don't know. Something different maybe. Like bringing Nutten in first, then Seahorn, then Marmie, .... Or maybe releasing Seahorn, then Landeada, then .... Because, as a fan, and with the fan's perogative, I know I'm right that it should have been different. I shall try and take a whole lot of comfort knowing that at least they might be able to bend over and tie their shoes themselves though.

[RamWraith]

Re: NEWSFLASH - Help Wanted Sign Posted by FO: Rams in search of Voodoo Practioner

hummm...let me see; age. Names that come to mind during the 1999 run
Agnew
Proehl
Amp Lee
Collins
Horan
Tuten

Coaches
Vermeil
Hannifan
White


how about 2001
Proehl
Wilkins-on his 8th year then
A. Williams
j. Robinson
Ahanotu

Your right adarian, having some age on the team really sucks! I hope the team doesn't try to get anyone like Jackie Slater to help out the lineman cause he is way over the hill. OOOPPPSSS they are already did that. Not sure what the point was in all this.

[AvengerRam_old]

Re: NEWSFLASH - Help Wanted Sign Posted by FO: Rams in search of Voodoo Practioner

The AARP is coming to get you adarian.


Well... that is if they can fit it in between the early bird and Matlock.

[adarian_too]

Re: NEWSFLASH - Help Wanted Sign Posted by FO: Rams in search of Voodoo Practioner

The AARP is coming to get you adarian.

Look. If Missourians can elect a dead man to the Senate, the Rams surely can go grave robbing ...