From the home offices in Winter Park, Florida...
Number 10... The "Chris Massey Show" would immediately be nationally syndicated.
Number 9... He has no known affiliation with either John Shaw or Jay Zygmunt.
Number 8... The Rams would get quantity discounts on Oxycontin.
Number 7... It would ensure that, no matter how good the Rams became, Keith Oberman and Rachel Maddow would never jump on the team's bandwagon.
Number 6... Would you prefer Tucker Carlson buy a stake?
Number 5... If Rush goes back to his normal "playing weight," the Rams' troubles at DT would be over.
Number 4... Seriously, who wouldn't pay good money to listen to Bernie trying to interview Rush?
Number 3... The "pass Rush" promotion just writes itself!
Number 2... He is from Missouri (no joke there, that actually is a good thing if you don't want to see the team moved again).
and...
Number 1... Its a true example of the American Dream. Where else can college dropout rise to fame making outrageous and often factually inaccurate statements on the radio and one day find themselves owning a major sports franchise. What's that I see off in the distance? It looks like Four Horsemen riding towards me... I wonder what they want.
Number 10... The "Chris Massey Show" would immediately be nationally syndicated.
Number 9... He has no known affiliation with either John Shaw or Jay Zygmunt.
Number 8... The Rams would get quantity discounts on Oxycontin.
Number 7... It would ensure that, no matter how good the Rams became, Keith Oberman and Rachel Maddow would never jump on the team's bandwagon.
Number 6... Would you prefer Tucker Carlson buy a stake?
Number 5... If Rush goes back to his normal "playing weight," the Rams' troubles at DT would be over.
Number 4... Seriously, who wouldn't pay good money to listen to Bernie trying to interview Rush?
Number 3... The "pass Rush" promotion just writes itself!
Number 2... He is from Missouri (no joke there, that actually is a good thing if you don't want to see the team moved again).
and...
Number 1... Its a true example of the American Dream. Where else can college dropout rise to fame making outrageous and often factually inaccurate statements on the radio and one day find themselves owning a major sports franchise. What's that I see off in the distance? It looks like Four Horsemen riding towards me... I wonder what they want.
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