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  • A song for Larry Marmie

    To the tune of Billy Joel's "Pressure"

    There is no need to pace yourself... pressure!
    We've got to win this week, or else... pressure!
    The offense can only go so far, so good
    But you will come to a place
    Where the only thing you'll fear
    Are bombs and long runs, in your face
    You can slow them down with pressure!

    There's no need to be paranoid... pressure!
    The big play... yes you can avoid... pressure!
    I'm sure you have some "Marmie rationale"
    But here you are, second place
    Do you want my sage advice?
    Load up the line, in their face
    And you don't relent from pressure!

    Line them up
    and then let them go
    On his back
    Hass-le-beck, he can't throw
    Mok and Yo stop whining 'bout ol' 13
    This song's 'bout the D
    You know what I mean

    I'll tell you what we need...

    I'm sure you have some "Marmie rationale"
    But if you force, third and nine
    don't sit back, let's get it on
    Aggressive play, wins the day
    We can win it all with pressure!!!

    1-2-3-4 PRESSURE!!!

  • #2
    Re: A song for Larry Marmie

    Excellent adaptation! If we could only put that into the stadium's loudspeaker!


    • #3
      Re: A song for Larry Marmie

      Originally posted by RealRam
      Excellent adaptation! If we could only put that into the stadium's loudspeaker!
      No kidding, man.....that would definitely rock!


      • #4
        Re: A song for Larry Marmie

        Oh thanks, Avenger. Now I've got to listen to Billy Joel in my head all day. It's only a matter of time until "We didn't start the fire" gets in there and there's no getting that out.
        The more things change, the more they stay the same.


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          This game should plainly show
          The current Rams D coordinator
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          I always said he'd come to no good
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