I had an embarassing epiphany this past weekend........no St. Louis or LA based Rams fan has any room to complain about the team's geography. Not since my semester in London have I been in a room with so many British accents than at the Bash. These people cross a freakin' ocean to see the Rams! A freakin' ocean!
So with this newly acquired perspective, I would like to open for discussion some possible scenarios for our friends in the Los Angeles area, and those who identify themselves as "LA" fans.
Please share your thoughts, both good and bad, on these potential outcomes. Here's the scenarios:
Scenario 1. Wealthy St. Louis businessman, Archy McBeermaker purchases the team from Chip and swears on his children that the team will forever be in St. Louis, and he flips off LA. Archy then announces Scott Pioli is the team's new GM, and Bill Cowher is the new head coach.
Scenario 2. Same as scenario 1, but the NFL follows with an announcement that next year, LA will receive an existing team.
Scenario 3. Same as scenario 2, but the team will be an expansion team, not existing.
Scenario 4. In an attempt to raise funds, Chip sells to wealthy LA businessman, Slick McCheesy the "organization", but holds ownership over the color, name, and logo. That is to say, the colors, name, and logo remain in St. Louis, but the players and staff go to LA to become the LA "pick your name"s.
Scenario 5. Same as scenario 4, but in reverse. That is to say, Slick purchases the colors, name and logo from Chip.
Scenario 6. Slick buys the team and moves them to LA......with Jay Zygmunt as Team President having full control.
There you go, my Cali friends...............thoughts?
-09-18-2008, 10:13 AM
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