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  • Where's Dez?

    Throughout the vast reaches of the world, Ram fans everywhere are wondering?

    Where' is Dez?

    Indeed, his presence has been absent for so long, some have started to wonder if he truly exists. Perhaps, he is the latest in urban legends, much like the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster.

    Others disagree, relying on this classic photograph as proof that Dez is, in fact, real:


    Is this photograph evidence of the existence of Dez, or is it just a cruel hoax?

    You decide...
    30
    A real, but camera-shy, nocturnal creature rarely seen by man.
    43.33%
    13
    An urban legend like Sasquatch or the Chupacabra.
    56.67%
    17
    Last edited by AvengerRam_old; -08-30-2010, 12:35 PM.

  • #2
    Re: Where's Dez?

    Sidenote: pun intended.

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    • #3
      Re: Where's Dez?

      I've wondered this myself. Maybe we're all doing a good job?

      The bigger question is, does Dez still attend Bash's? His presence is missed big time. You hear that Dez??

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      • #4
        Re: Where's Dez?

        Hey....The chupacabre is not a legend, I have one as a pet. You see we have a pesky goat problem around were I live and he really thins the herd.

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        • #5
          Re: Where's Dez?

          The answer is obvious to those of us that know and truly love him. He has been tied up round the clock for quite some time acting in a new series of films co-starring Ron Jeremy.

          Ramming speed to all

          general counsel

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          • #6
            Re: Where's Dez?

            Hopefully he will be at the Bash with some more of those awesome $5 ClanRam shirts!! Mine is getting a bit worn out!

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            • #7
              Re: Where's Dez?

              The Urban man out in the countryside! :ram:

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              • #8
                Re: Where's Dez?

                I fear that I must report that Dez is undertaking a dangerous journey in order to make it to the Bash this year. The picture below shows Dez as he is being liquored up by his friends before he attempts to cross the Atlantic on his Harley. Hurricane Earl be damned! Nothing will deter this Scotsman as he gives the Braveheart pre-battle salute to wind, rain, volcano, and shark.

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                • #9
                  Re: Where's Dez?

                  In reality, he's being fitted for a toupee. They are having trouble finding enough hair donors...Phillip and I have cornered the market.
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                  RAMS!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Where's Dez?

                    I think he is having too much fun riding and he has forgot about football.
                    sigpic

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                    • #11
                      Re: Where's Dez?

                      I always thought Dez was a myth concocted to frighten small children. They say if you stand in front of a mirror in the dark and repeat "Montana to Rice" ten times, when you open your eyes, the lights will turn on and Dez will be there standing behind you ready to ban.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Where's Dez?

                        Here he is!!

                        "The disappointment of losing is huge!"

                        Jack Youngblood

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                        • #13
                          Re: Where's Dez?

                          I think as he was building the ClanRam "Wall of Fame" he might have bricked himself in.

                          ;)

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                          • #14
                            Re: Where's Dez?

                            LOL ! ! ! Great posts (enjoy, Dez).

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                            • #15
                              Re: Where's Dez?

                              In light of the fact that Dez is either (a) a myth, or (b) departed for the Grey Havens, I think it is time...

                              FOR THE GLORIOUS AVENGER REVOLUTION!!!

                              I hereby declare that this site shall hereafter be known as:

                              AVENGERCLAN.COM!!!!!

                              All will bow to me!
                              You will sing to me in tribute!
                              Your souls are mine!

                              Bwahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!

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                              • AvengerRam_old
                                Where was Dez?
                                by AvengerRam_old
                                With new footage of the Loch Ness monster circulating throughout the media, I have only one question:

                                Where was Dez that day?

                                For those of you who don't know, Dez (much as Kramer once did in the East River), regularly swims the Loch to stay physically fit. In fact, its been rumored that he gets 17 nautical miles to the pint (18 if its stout), and can hit speeds of 20-25 knots following a haggis dinner (think Jet Ski).

                                Of course, his workouts are often interrupted by scientists and tourists -- what, with their constant gawking, photo-snapping, and attempts to capture him on sonar. Still, the crisp, cool, Loch waters give Dez his eternal youthful glow (he is, after all, 137 years old), so he tolerates the unwanted attention.





                                On an unrelated note, I wanted to say good-bye to you all, as I have this strange feeling I'm about to be banned from this site.
                                -06-01-2007, 10:01 AM
                              • DaddoRam
                                smily
                                by DaddoRam
                                Dez, check this out...
                                http://football.forbikers.com/message/posts/18460.html
                                GREAT smiley, huh?
                                -01-11-2002, 01:37 PM
                              • MOM
                                Perfect little game for Dez
                                by MOM
                                http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/red...red-button.htm
                                -01-30-2007, 07:08 AM
                              • RamWraith
                                Dez is on it--Remain calm
                                by RamWraith
                                I have been in contact with Dez this morning. He is working on fixing the site. Things should be returning to normal in just a while. It is taking a little bit more time because the Hacks removed his RamDez name. Be patient!!! :frown:
                                -04-01-2006, 05:37 AM
                              • AvengerRam_old
                                The Story of Dez
                                by AvengerRam_old
                                Once upon a time, there was a nice Scottish lad named Dez...



                                He enjoyed the lovely lochs of his homeland...


                                And loved a good pint...



                                But, somehow... it wasn't enough. Then, one day, he saw his first American football game...



                                And he was hooked. So he travelled South through England, and then set sail for America...



                                It was a long and arduous journey, filled with peril...



                                But, eventually, he reached the shores of the United States...



                                Where he became one of the greatest Ram fans of all time, and started the ClanRam...



                                And while, he's escaped the confines of his childhood world, he has found that other things have tied him down...



                                So, when you see him, make sure you tell him how much you appreciate him, and all he has done for us!



                                The end....
                                -11-19-2004, 11:11 AM
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