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  • The Story of Dez

    Once upon a time, there was a nice Scottish lad named Dez...

    He enjoyed the lovely lochs of his homeland...

    And loved a good pint...

    But, somehow... it wasn't enough. Then, one day, he saw his first American football game...

    And he was hooked. So he travelled South through England, and then set sail for America...

    It was a long and arduous journey, filled with peril...

    But, eventually, he reached the shores of the United States...

    Where he became one of the greatest Ram fans of all time, and started the ClanRam...

    And while, he's escaped the confines of his childhood world, he has found that other things have tied him down...

    So, when you see him, make sure you tell him how much you appreciate him, and all he has done for us!

    The end.

  • #2
    Re: The Story of Dez

    Some people have just too much time on their hands...


    That was good...
    This space for rent...


    • #3
      Re: The Story of Dez

      Originally posted by thoey
      Some people have just too much time on their hands...


      That was good...
      As the Freemasons would say: so mode it be.


      • #4
        Re: The Story of Dez

        We love you dez.

        ramming speed to you and moira

        general counsel


        • #5
          Re: The Story of Dez


          Thank you David and all :redface:

          Keeping the Rams Nation Talking


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