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  • Fun With Wiretapping: Jake Long Watch 2013 Edition!

    Security is really tight at Rams Park these days, so I was unable to get my microphones in the negotiating room. My spies were able, however, to bug the Rams Park receptionist desk, and was able to pick up these very interesting calls. Enjoy!

    “St. Louis Rams, may I help you?”

    “I’m sorry, Mr. Miklasz, I’m not at liberty to provide information regarding player visits.”

    “Yes, I know who you are.”

    “No, that doesn’t change anything.”

    “No, I’m sorry, I can’t forward your advice to Jeff Fisher.”

    “Well, that’s not very nice. I’m hanging up now.”

    ****

    “St. Louis Rams, may I help you?”

    “Oh, hello, Mr. Dahl.”

    “Yes, I gave him your messages.”

    “Yes, I’m sure he’ll call you back as soon as he can.”

    Okay… okay… look, he said to just go down to the basement where your new locker is and while you're down here, it would be really great if you could just sort of take care of the cockroach problem we've been having in here. Yeah…that would be great.”

    ****

    “St. Louis Rams, may I help you?

    “Oh, its you. Mr.Florio, I’m not going to talk to you anymore. I am, quite frankly, tired of you citing me as a ‘team source.’ Good day, Sir.”

    ****

    “St. Louis Rams, may I help you?

    “We just discussed this Mr. Miklasz… the answer is still ‘no.’”


    “I’m sure Stan Kroenke is a good friend of yours, Mr.Miklasz. That does not change anything.”

    “How rude. Do youkiss your mother with that mouth? Goodbye!”

    ****

    “St. Louis Rams, may I help you?”

    “Yes, Mr. Delmas, we did find your wallet.”

    “Oh, I don’t feel right about sending it all the way to SanFrancisco. I think it would be better ifyou came back to get it.”

    “Great, I’ll see you then.”

    ****

    “St. Louis Rams, may I help you?”

    “Oh, Mr. Snead. Ididn’t recognize your voice. Its funny, I thought you were still in the building.”

    “But we don’t have a back exit, Mr. Sn-- wait a second… is this Mr. Miklasz again? Hello? Hello?”

    ****

    “St. Louis Rams, may I help you?”

    “Oh, hello, Mr. Dacity. Yes, of course I’ll put you right through to Coach Fisher. Please hold.”
    Last edited by AvengerRam_old; -03-14-2013, 01:56 PM.

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    Re: Fun With Wiretapping: Jake Long Watch 2013 Edition!

    “Okay… okay… look, he said to just go down to the basement where your new locker is and while you're down here, it would be really great if you could just sort of take care of the cockroach problem we've been having in here. Yeah…that would be great.”
    Like Dahl could catch anything...
    This space for rent...

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