K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

[AvengerRam_old]

They're back!

ATC and AvengerRam -- That duo that millions have loved over the years is back with a new compilation of their Greatest Hits!

Who can forget these favorites...

Anything you can do, I can do better...

You say "yes," I say "no," you say "stop," and I say "go go go!"...

and

Shut your &$#@ face, uncle #*$#&!!!!!!!!!!

And this collection includes their solo hits too. You'll get ATC singing...

Nobody does it better. Makes me feel sad, for the rest...

or

Its the end of the World as we know it!

Or AvengerRam's hits...

Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back, no more, no more, no more, no more!!!

and

Goodbye to you! Goodbye to you!!!

How much would you pay for this collection. Don't answer, because if you order now, you'll get this bonus track, Dez singing...

War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

Now what would you pay?

Well, if you act now, you get ATC and AvengerRam's greatest hits, the Dez bonus track, and this George Foreman portable grill for the low low price of $19.95.

Act now.

K-Tel takes no responsibility if songs make you retch. Foreman grill not included in AL, AK, AZ, CA, CT, FL, GA, ID, OH, MO, OR, SD, SC, TN, TX, VT or WA. Offer void in states not listed in previous sentence. K-Tel will select CD, cassette, record or 8-track format. Do not play tracks backwards, as it may cause subliminal pro-49er messages to be heard. Product may contain traces of peanut. Side effects include dizzyness, naseau, vomiting, tongue warts, abdominal cramping, and left ear gigantism. Do not play recordings while operating heavy machinery or even light machinery.

[HUbison]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

tongue warts

Wow, that's gotta suck.

[r8rh8rmike]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

It's amazing that you two are already working on a "Greatest Hits II" package.
I knew it was only a matter of time, but one day? LOL

[atcchris]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

Hmmm. I just wonder how much latitude is given to personal answers to personal attacks?

I bet not much.

Nevertheless, it brings me great joy to state that I will be invading Avengerram's territory in January to attend the Orange Bowl and watch the condoms get stuffed by a far superior defense, and the one-two punch of Jason White and Adrian Peterson.

And weren't the wet and windy blowhards supposed to win the ACC this year?

What's up with that? What bowl they got? Florida vs Miami... in the PEACH. Not exactly what either was looking for eh? :tongue:

[AvengerRam_old]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

Its funny that you would perceive a thread about both of us to be a personal attack on you.

[atcchris]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

About as funny as you including threats of banning as your "greatest hits"

Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back, no more, no more, no more, no more!!!

and

Goodbye to you! Goodbye to you!!!

I must really be getting to you, eh?

LOL

[AvengerRam_old]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

Actually, those song quotes were intended to reflect my perceived attitude toward #13, not to you.


You know, most people would understand that a post that includes the phrase "left ear gigantism" is meant to be in jest.

[Yodude]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

Man...even I thought that was funny.

[atcchris]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

Actually, those song quotes were intended to reflect my perceived attitude toward #13, not to you.

Hard to tell, given the ad hominem displayed immediately upon my arrival.

You know, most people would understand that a post that includes the phrase "left ear gigantism" is meant to be in jest.

There are many sorts of jokes. Some are light-hearted, others are not.

I do not sense light-heartedness from you, given your stated intent to only poke sticks in my direction.

[AvengerRam_old]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

Is it me, or does it seem like ATC just got a "Phrase of the Day" calendar and today's phrase was "ad hominem."

You came here looking for an argument and/or a fight, foreshadowing your own banning despite the fact that nobody intends to do so, and trying to revisit long dead debates.

Did you ever think, just maybe... its you, ATC?

[atcchris]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

Is it me, or does it seem like ATC just got a "Phrase of the Day" calendar and today's phrase was "ad hominem."

Are you denying you're guilty of it? I didn't hear any denial. It's pretty much shameful coming from a moderator, by the way.

Did you ever think, just maybe... its you, ATC?

Always good to step back and consider. Of course, I go back and consider your knee-jerk to my original post and your short fuse into your ill-advised statement that you're not going to address me.. and your crawfishing back into.. Well, I'll only address you to mock you.. sort of thing.. and I say to myself.. not in this case. In this case I'm dealing with someone who is used to bullying other people on the internet, cannot stand when someone disagrees with him, and especially can't stand to have an implied "itoldjaso" hanging over his head.

[RamTime]

Re: K-Tel Presents: ATC and AvengerRam's Greatest Hits

I have never laughed so hard at a post in my life.
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