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  • AvengerRam_old
    Where's Dez?
    by AvengerRam_old
    Throughout the vast reaches of the world, Ram fans everywhere are wondering?

    Where' is Dez?

    Indeed, his presence has been absent for so long, some have started to wonder if he truly exists. Perhaps, he is the latest in urban legends, much like the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster.

    Others disagree, relying on this classic photograph as proof that Dez is, in fact, real:

    Is this photograph evidence of the existence of Dez, or is it just a cruel hoax?

    You decide......
    A real, but camera-shy, nocturnal creature rarely seen by man.
    An urban legend like Sasquatch or the Chupacabra.
    -08-30-2010, 12:32 PM
  • AvengerRam_old
    Where was Dez?
    by AvengerRam_old
    With new footage of the Loch Ness monster circulating throughout the media, I have only one question:

    Where was Dez that day?

    For those of you who don't know, Dez (much as Kramer once did in the East River), regularly swims the Loch to stay physically fit. In fact, its been rumored that he gets 17 nautical miles to the pint (18 if its stout), and can hit speeds of 20-25 knots following a haggis dinner (think Jet Ski).

    Of course, his workouts are often interrupted by scientists and tourists -- what, with their constant gawking, photo-snapping, and attempts to capture him on sonar. Still, the crisp, cool, Loch waters give Dez his eternal youthful glow (he is, after all, 137 years old), so he tolerates the unwanted attention.

    On an unrelated note, I wanted to say good-bye to you all, as I have this strange feeling I'm about to be banned from this site.
    -06-01-2007, 10:01 AM
  • MOM
    Perfect little game for Dez
    by MOM
    -01-30-2007, 07:08 AM
  • RamWraith
    Dez is on it--Remain calm
    by RamWraith
    I have been in contact with Dez this morning. He is working on fixing the site. Things should be returning to normal in just a while. It is taking a little bit more time because the Hacks removed his RamDez name. Be patient!!! :frown:
    -04-01-2006, 05:37 AM
  • AvengerRam_old
    The Story of Dez
    by AvengerRam_old
    Once upon a time, there was a nice Scottish lad named Dez...

    He enjoyed the lovely lochs of his homeland...

    And loved a good pint...

    But, somehow... it wasn't enough. Then, one day, he saw his first American football game...

    And he was hooked. So he travelled South through England, and then set sail for America...

    It was a long and arduous journey, filled with peril...

    But, eventually, he reached the shores of the United States...

    Where he became one of the greatest Ram fans of all time, and started the ClanRam...

    And while, he's escaped the confines of his childhood world, he has found that other things have tied him down...

    So, when you see him, make sure you tell him how much you appreciate him, and all he has done for us!

    The end....
    -11-19-2004, 11:11 AM